One Girl, One Dress

Tila recently talked about how she is too much of a mogul to wear anything twice. Rot spot was quick to call her out. In her recent video that is somehow about exercise, Tila shows us she is wearing wedges (which she mistakes for stilettos) and she says that she never wears flats, ever. In another video, Tila talks about how much of a tomboy she is, always wearing Converse.

Tila continues to be a disgrace to fashion. Thursday, she showed up at a Fred Segal event (the one she is trying to pass off as the Twilight premiere), wearing something more than a little familiar.



When something lands you on the worst dressed lists, it's time to move on. Not to a new color. Not to more accessories. Not to tulle. Scrap the entire idea and move on.

Mr. Bradshaw, as her stylist, it is up to you to keep your client styled. When you see something is not working, you need to try something new. Figuring out a new way to show off the panties under the dress doesn't count. We saw her wonky nipples when she wore it in pink and now we're seeing them again. You've got prospective clients watching you and watching who you style and with what. Your own reputation is on the line. This isn't helping. Edgy doesn't have to be raunchy. It is possible to be both unconventional and classy.

VH1, how about a Fashion Rehab?

Exclusive!

Hey guys, Tila has another exclusive!



Tila posted this "exclusive" at 3PM Pacific time. At 1:58PM Pacific time TMZ had the same exclusive, but with the correct information and the filed court documents.

Tila posted the exclusive over an hour after TMZ had already posted it. I guess it is an exclusive since she was the only one to post the wrong information about the case.

Get it together, Tila! Aren't you on TMZ's team? Why would you steal their exclusive but put the wrong information? That's no way for a teammate to act!



I doubt it, Tila. They're busy getting facts while you're spreading rumors.

Joking About Suicide

Suicide is not something to joke about, as anyone who has ever been affected knows. It turns out that is exactly what Tila did though.

In a new blog post, she rants about Lady Gaga using stage blood during her concerts and compares it to her own little stunt earlier this month, which ended in her being taken in for a psychological evaluation.



Tila says it was all a big joke now, but this isn't the first time Tila has talked about committing suicide. She's threatened suicide on multiple occasions.

There is no need to talk about Tila trying again to compare herself to Lady Gaga. To even insinuate the two are on the same level is laughable.

Let's talk about Tila saying her fans knew the suicide attempt was a joke. Well, as Tila says, her "real" fans knew it was a joke. Here is some of what Tila's biggest fans had to say upon finding out the entire thing was another stunt...




















Joking about suicide. Always classy, Tila.

Now on to Tila saying that Lady Gaga does "WAY WORSE SHIT" than herself, like walking around in a g-string in public. Tila claims to be far from that.

Really, Tila? Really?

Great News!

Hey everyone! Tila has some great news!



OMG!!!!!! Tila is on TMZ's blogroll! Take that Nikky and Perez! Tila's site is officially legit! Look for yourself!



That image was provided by Tila. A quick look at TMZ's blogroll tells a different story.



That's weird. Tila isn't listed where the original image shows. Perez is there, but Tila isn't.

Wait, what's that?



Zennie62? That is the blog for which Nikky Raney writes.

TMZ is "teamed up" with Nikky and Perez. Legit baby. Suck that, Tila.

Dish It Out

Tila is at it again, acting like a child, attacking people for their weight.



Tila talks about "dishing it out" and not being able to take it. The girl Tila is attacking is Nikky Raney, a girl who wrote an article about Tila, using Tila's own quotes, to prove Tila is a liar. Instead of replying to the article, like a 28 year old woman, Tila resorts to name calling and picking on Nikky's weight. In other words, Nikky dished it out and Tila couldn't take it.

Tila also violates Twitter's TOS and gets her army to report the girl's page for spam, even though the girl did not spam Tila.



We've tried to figure out exactly what it is that the Tila Army does. Tila was supposed to move them into a mansion, give them cars and money, and they were going to help people. We have yet to see the Tila Army help anyone. Thus far, we've only seen them attack people's looks, at the whim of their army leader, and try to get pages deleted on Twitter, because they can dish it out without having the ability to take it.

The Tila Army is full of regular people. The type of people Tila likes to call out because of their looks.



From the way Tila talks, you think the Tila Army would be nothing but a bunch of super skinny girls with plastic breasts and wonky nipples. No. They look like the normal people you see everyday. They are small. They are big. They are short. They are tall. They are male. They are female. They are NORMAL looking people. They are the type of people Tila makes fun of for their looks.



Tila likes to pretend she only attacks people who attack her first. Let's name some of the people she has gone after, without them having ever uttered a word about Tila - Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox, Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Miley Cyrus, Amber Rose, African Americans, Lady Gaga, Lauren Conrad, Kristin Cavallari, Nicki Minaj, Hillary Duff, Kesha, Mary-Kate Olsen, Ashley Olsen, Beyonce, Rihanna, Mark Wahlberg, Maria Menounos, Katherine Heigl, Jessica Alba, and Samantha Ronson to name a few.



The lies about being pregnant for so many different men, the tales of miscarriages, the record label, the mogul mansion, the charity, the lawsuits, the domestic abuse, the television shows, the adoptions, etc... You dished it all out. TAKE IT when people call you out on it. Answer up to the accusations rather than chipping back like a scared little chihuahua.

Tila, take your own advice. You want to be a bad bitch? A boss lady? A mogul? Act like one. You are 28 years old. Not 13. Quit resorting to childish name calling and "lol, ur fat" comments. It's not becoming, especially when your own fans don't fit the ideal body type you go after "haters" for having. In fact, fat comments are all you seem to be able to come up with when you attack a person. We know your army is mostly children, but that doesn't mean you have to act like a child.


Update: I blurred out Nikky's name in the screencap and left her name out of the original post because I didn't want anyone to attack this girl anymore than Tila's nice and respectful army already did. Nikky left a comment, letting me know it was okay to post her name. Here is a link to her latest blog entry. It talks about Tila's "adoptions" but also goes into a respectful open letter to Tila at the end.