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It has been almost three years. There is plenty I could've written about over the last few years, plenty of lies Tila told. But her constant need for attention was so repetitive and boring that I was never able to bring myself to do it. It was all the normal Tila talk. Lather, rinse, repeat. When she saw none of that was getting her name out there, she did what might be the scariest thing imaginable. She brought another human into this world. She had tried so many times before with any man or boy who had no respect for themselves. Unfortunately she found someone that didn't know enough about her and decided to breed with her.

The reason for the update today is that I wanted to link to this video I was sent. It's all pretty well known stuff about Tila. It will be eye opening for those who still only know her as the former reality star and MySpace girl who has said some crazy things. But it is worth the watch for people who do know all the details. There are things that I had forgotten and watching this brought it all back. And it all made me sad and scared for her baby.

I'm glad the video creator did this. I only wish there was more. I am thinking about putting together some sort of companion piece that delves into the story a tad further. Maybe I'll finally get that cease and desist that was promised so many years back.

Meth Mouth?

The title is only somewhat joking. It had been a while since seeing a new picture of Tila. She doesn't post them as often and when she does, they are grainy and her face is mostly covered. She posted a new one on her Facebook on Sunday and something just isn't right...

Not only are Tila's lips much larger than normal, but her entire jawline appears swollen. The face swelling is very normal for people that have major dental work done, but the lips do not swell so noticeably even after getting wisdom teeth removed.

People questioned what was going on with her face and Tila responded.

One thing to get out of the way, Tila claimed to have chopped all of her hair off a few months ago. Now this is her natural hair without extensions? I don't think anyone bought the lie that she did cut her hair into a pixie cut, but here is another of Tila's lies officially debunked.

Tila is saying that her cheeks and lips are a little chubbier because she gained weight. Cheeks are one thing, but to say your lips ballooned to that size because of a little weight gain?

Tila's fans aren't known for doing well when it comes to logical thinking, even Tila has called them ignorant sheep for how blindly they follow her. If they are naive enough to believe her saying that this is a natural look and that her lips look that way from gaining weight, well, I can only say that thankfully there aren't many fans out there. In a few years, when it is finally legal for the average Tila fan to become employed, many of them won't make it even in the fast food world.  "They asked for me to hold the onions. I'm holding them. Now what?" Could you imagine a world where there were more than a handful of Tila fans?

For comparison, here is the new picture morphing with an older one that is taken at a similar angle with Tila making a similar face - not pursing her lips or smiling, which changes the features of the mouth. If anyone knows of an older picture that is taken more closely to this angle, please post it in the comments.

What do you think the problem is? Did Tila finally tell the truth and find out she was allergic when her lips ended up swelling?

Tila's Still Trying

I haven't updated in a little while. I follow Tila's antics, but her bullshit is so repetitive and annoying that I sometimes can't find anything new worth writing about. I'm still reading sites like Ghost Rider Radio and Just Da Truth to find out what Tila is lying about. I came across this video on Twitter that is a great example of Tila plagiarizing her "truth" information. I'm not sure who originally made it, but it is simple and to the point.


Tila uses her website to talk down to her fans and followers, call them ignorant, and act like she actually knows something about conspiracy theories. She has claimed she has "insider knowledge" that gives her more credibility than most. Here is the truth about Tila's "truth movement" ... Tila's insider information is available to everyone already! If you make your way through the many conspiracy theory websites out there, you'll probably learn more about this information than Tila claims she knows. Tila wised up a bit and figured out that people knew she was stealing everything from Vigilant Citizen and InfoWars, so she has moved on to lesser known websites to steal her information.

If you are a fan of Tila, if you think you are gaining knowledge by reading her website, learn the truth about her now. You want facts? Here is the only one that matters: Tila is a charlatan. If you truly cared about the truth movement, you would not support Tila's thievery and blatant lies. Stop supporting this fraud or consider yourself part of the problem you claim you want stopped.

High On Uppers

The posts here about Tila speaking about the Illuminati are usually about how she steals her stories from sites like The Vigilant Citizen or Info Wars. This one is a bit different because Tila's fans, especially those concerned with conspiracy theories, need to learn the facts.

Let's start with what Tila posted on Facebook today...

Tila talks about how "The Others" came to her and offered her a deal to sell her soul, but being the strong "Boss Bitch" that she is, she refused.

Here is the truth and it comes from Tila's own website, MissTilaOMG.com.

You will have to click the image to view the details, or you can view the website for yourself. Tila may think since the website is no longer active, her secret is safe. Nothing is ever gone from the internet. View the original site here.

Now, let's discuss exactly what Tila writes about on this site. First, Tila starts off by addressing Higher Upper, saying that this person has been following her for quite some time. Tila goes on to say that she has all the right people. This is where it gets good, Tila Army, because she's talking about you. Tila says that you won't listen to The Others, but you will listen to her. What does she call you, Tila Army? She calls you her TRAINED ONES. You know, the same people she references on her Facebook page today ... followers, sheep, ignorant morons. She is calling you weak and offering you up to these Others. You, Tila Army, have unwillingly become Tila's sacrificial lambs.

Now for the sad part ... Lady Gaga "The Others" didn't read Tila's blog and never contacted her. Fast forward to today, Tila, still desperate for attention and hoping to regain that little bit of fame she once had, is saying that it was her that that refused the deal.

This person you all consider to be a strong leader wanted nothing more than to be one of them, one of the one she spends day and night trying to warn her fans about. She wanted to offer her Tila Army to "The Others" without their knowledge. She didn't think she needed their consent, because she said they would do whatever she wanted. She thought they were weak-minded, without a backbone, and would follow her no matter how low she had to sink. She hoped they would do all her dirty work.

Over the weekend, Tila also made her views on genocide and eugenics clear.

Tila supports the government sanctioned killing of people she calls ignorant. This was something supported by Hitler and others within the Nazi party. On top of killing off Jews, Gypsies, and homosexuals, the Nazis killed off mentally handicapped people. As Tila admits to both drug addiction and bisexuality, she is also someone that would have been executed. As we saw with her Celebrity Gossip Blog, Tila is someone who sat on the internet and spent her time bullying celebrities, making up stories that had to be taken down because they were untrue. Tila lied about being abused by an NFL football player and faked a suicide attempt. Tila is the exact type of person she thinks should be put into a gas chamber. As are her fans, as she has taken to calling them ignorant lately.

Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen (aka Tila Tequila) has officially come out in support of government sanctioned killing of innocent people.

Tila Army, this is your leader. This is what you support. This is what you defend.

Tila, Warrior Poet

Remember Tila's beautiful poems about belittling hats? She's at it again.

It's funny how obvious it is when Tila uses a Thesaurus. Anytime anyone points out that they know she is using one, she uses her typical defense mechanism and calls them a hater. She says they must be ignorant because they don't understand big words.

Tila, the reason people mention you using a Thesaurus isn't because they don't understand the words you are using. It is because YOU don't understand the words you are using. You know the word you want to use, find a synonym, but you don't understand context. It's obvious you are using a Thesaurus because you aren't using the words correctly.

Let me give you an example, since this has been pointed out to you before and you still haven't comprehended it... Tila, let's say you wanted to call someone a bore, meaning the person was boring. Normally, you talk in Tilaspeak and you say something like, "DAMN, you a bitchazz borring hater. POW!" People know you wrote that sentence, because that is how you write. Sometimes you'll change it up and want to pretend you're intelligent and you pull out the spelling and grammar check. You know, like you do when you pretend to be a Quantum Physicist? That's when you write a sentence like this, "You're an unintelligent and boring person." You feel you can sound smarter if you just use words above your pay grade. Select - Right Click - Thesaurus. That's when your sentence ends up looking like this, "You're quite a slow on the uptake and excavate growth." So, Tila, when you write something like this and then call someone dumb (or should I say uncommunicative?) for not understanding, it isn't because they are ignorant.

Now that we have that out of the way, I wrote my own poem and created art to go with it.

I was once a tree, trapped in a world of forests
They covered me in a dust jacket, called me a Thesaurus
But my pages were not meant to be your song and cutting a rug
So I escaped that life and became a Conscript for Life!
I fight for independence, I fight 'til my demise
I avoid you no longer, you Angel of Demise