Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Don't Buy Her "Sex Tape" Lie

I haven't posted here in a long time. Not because there was a cease and desist or anything like that, but because reporting on every single lie Tila told would have taken up my entire life.

The only reason I am even updating on this story is so that everyone has their information right.

Let's go back to July of last year. Tila was driving a brand new used Lamborghini and everyone was speculating as to how she got it. Did she rent it, lease it, purchase it, get it as a gift from a Middle Eastern businessman? In August, RadarOnline broke this story that confirmed it.

Tila Tequila can officially add porn star to her resume.

RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively that the Internet entrepreneur is starring in an XXX-rated film that will have a major distributor.

The C-lister has been bragging on her Twitter account that she has just purchased a brand new baby blue Lamborghini. Sources tell RadarOnline.com it was bought with money she received upfront from the porn company for making the porn movie.

Tila quickly went into denial mode, saying she did not film a porn movie. Word was spreading that Vivid was the porn company that would be distributing the tape and rather than them selling it as a legitimate porno flick, they wanted people to think they "acquired" a sex tape of Tila. If Tila didn't deny filming the movie, it could ruin the plan.

A few days later, RadarOnline posted details about the porn film.

Tila Tequila may have denied that she's starring in a porn film, but there are at least two female co-stars who can vouch for its existence.

According to a source with inside information, the video was shot by Vivid Entertainment starring Tila and two other women – Penthouse Pet Lia Leah and Vivid star Charlie Laine.

“The movie was filmed about a month ago in the Valley,” the source told RadarOnline.com. “It’s a lesbian three-way and was professionally shot and directed by Michael Bisko.

“Tila has false hopes for the success of the film. She wasn’t paid anywhere near what Vivid paid Kendra Wilkinson for her tape.”

More denial, more lying about becoming an A-list actress, and eventually the video was forgotten. Until now.

Yesterday TMZ reported on a "leaked" sex tape of Tila that Vivid had acquired. It includes a statement from one of Tila's pit bull lawyers.

"Tila Nguyen is in total shock and livid right now that someone had the audacity to leak out an intimate tape made with her and her 2 girlfriends without her consent.

That tape was not meant for the public and she has been fighting fiercely in court to not have anything released. We are currently working with her lawyer's to decide what the next steps are."

Sorry Tila. Our brains aren't out of order due to drug binges and syphilis. We can remember six months back.

We did the work so you don't have to. Here is a screencap that proves that the "leaked" tape is the same one from the RadarOnline story.

Who is that?

Why, it's Charlie Laine! The same Charlie Laine that was said to have filmed a video specifically for Vivid Entertainment with Tila.

That's that. It's not a tape made without Tila's consent. It wasn't leaked. Tila didn't go out looking for a buyer. There was no tape to be stolen. And it is really gross to see Tila's botched boob job scars and severely discolored labia. Please take that as a warning and stay far away from this video.

Update: The other girl in this porn video is Kristina Rose, another adult film star.

To Tila and Vivid, next time you want the world to think you are releasing a legitimate sex tape, don't hire porn stars as costars. Tila, you shouldn't tell your friends about starring in a porn if you don't want them blabbing about it.