Saturday, December 12, 2009

And More...

The first post here was about Tila "I Don't Drink" Tequila's alcohol allergy. Enough evidence exists to prove that if Tila was allergic to alcohol her body's inflammatory response would be so extreme that she'd look like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

In this post we have more evidence to prove Tila does drink enough to get drunk and lies so hard about it that she had to be laughing when writing what she did.

Here Tila posts in her blog in January of 2009 about a new song she wrote called Drunken Song that she wrote while drunk.

What makes it so funny is seeing it juxtaposed against another blog post where Tila is adamant that she does not drink at all. This one was posted after the incident with Shawne Merriman where she told police and everyone else that she didn't drink. It was also posted after her trip to "Girls Gone Wild Island" where she spoke in an interivew about drinking margaritas.

There we have it. Another post, another of Tila's many lies exposed. I am sorry for those of you that clicked on the links and were taken to her self absorbed blogs written in a language barely understood by humans, but I wanted to provide a source.

More Tila lies soon!

Friday, December 11, 2009


We spoke about both Tila's alleged alcohol allergy and her own private island, both of which have been proven to only be true in Tila's own mind. The two have managed to converge upon each other though with a new find.

In September, Tila spent time down on her private island, which turns out to be Joe Francis' Mexico beachfront property. While spending time there, she did an interview for Girls Gone Wild Magazine. The property at that time was called Girls Gone Wild Island. What does a girl like Tila do in a place like Girls Gone Wild Island? She had told police and anyone else who would listen that she cannot drink alcohol only days before, so that is out of the picture. Let's take a look at her article from Girls Gone Wild Magazine to see what she did do!

“My life is so hectic,” Tequila tells the Girls Gone Wild magazine. She saw “Girls Gone Wild Island” as “an escape, a place where I could be by myself, have some peace and quiet. “Girls Gone Wild Island” is a sprawling tropical paradise and favorite getaway spot for A-List celebrities. In her revealing interview, Tila takes readers through her day-to-day life on the island — riding jet skis, lounging in the sun and drinking Margaritas, in nothing but a bikini and stiletto heels (or less). “I was a giddy little girl in a candy store,” Tila says of her luxury vacation.”

Tila Tequila, the girl who got her name because it is ironic since she cannot drink, spent her vacation drinking margaritas less than a week after telling the world she is allergic.

Now, what is this connection to Joe Francis? It turns out that Joe Francis owns Mantra Films which owns Tila's dating website. Joe Francis found himself in a bit of trouble when it turned out that some of the girls on his video were underage. One can only wonder how Mr. Francis would feel about Tila Tequila telling minors to lie about being 18 to sign up for her site where she hosts pornographic videos of herself and does live strip shows. Not only are there images of Tila Tequila nude for minors to see, but there are numerous instances of girls as young as 13 using the website to host live videos of themselves in unlawful acts.

We think it is time Tila Tequila takes a break from it all. She can spend an alcohol-free month down at her private island and turn the computer and phone off. No VIP chatting, no lying on Twitter about Shawne Merriman admitting to things he didn't admit to at all, and no talking to minors from her so-called-Army.

It would be a much needed break for her and for the world.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

The Private Island

Federal defendant and internet pseudo-celebrity, Tila Tequila, spent early December on what she called her own private island. Tila is known for stretching the truth, so many people didn't buy it when she said she had her own island. She has yet to admit that the island was not private or that it was not her own. Oddly enough, she still claims that it was an island when the truth is that it was anything but.

The following messages are posted from Tila Tequila's Twitter account.

No, you aren't seeing things. You did read that. She did say that she was on her own private island. She said there was a customs agency on her island. She did say that the driver was picking her up to take her to her private island, even though she said she was already there.

That part of the story was already full of inconsistencies (and a whopper of a lie saying that she wasn't going to be on Twitter for an entire week!).

Then Tila had to go and add this message:

So let's get this straight, Tila Tequila is on her own private island, Puerto Vallarta? She doesn't even know that it isn't an island and that it is PUERTO Vallarta, but it is private and she owns it?

It wasn't long before the barsexual needed attention and posted a picture of herself to Twitpic.

Yes, Tila. You are dreaming, because now we know for a fact that isn't your private island of Puerta Vallarta. How do we know? Well, another girl who likes posting pictures and uploading them for the world to see was already there.

These pictures are from Kim Kardashian's website. She and her family were celebrating Kourtney Kardashian's 29th birthday. Does that island look familiar? That is because it is Tila Tequila's own private island, which isn't an island and does not belong to her. It is a house on a beach that isn't on an island and it does belong to Joe Francis of Girls Gone Wild fame though.

Monday, December 7, 2009

The Alcohol Allergy

Responding to Shawne Merriman's claims that she was drunk at the time of their incident, Tila Tequila said she was allergic to alcohol and therefore could not have been drunk.

She made the following statement through her Twitter account:
I am allergic to alcohol. It has been publicly known for years. That is how I got the name Tila "Tequila" cuz the irony. I cant drink.
The next set of screen shots have been taken directly from Tila Tequila's Twitter and TwitPic accounts, and seem to contradict the internet pseudo-celebrity's claim of an alleged alcohol allergy.

Those were written and posted before the incident occurred and Tila Tequila has since deleted them from her account.

More recently, she posted a TwitPic taken on her vacation in Mexico. Tila claims to be alone on a private island which she owns.

To the right of this photo you can clearly see what is a margarita. We will give Ms. Tequila the benefit of the doubt and say that maybe she wasn't on her private island alone, despite her claiming otherwise. The other two pictures speak for themselves.

Then there is this:

More about her private island later...