Don't Buy Her "Sex Tape" Lie

I haven't posted here in a long time. Not because there was a cease and desist or anything like that, but because reporting on every single lie Tila told would have taken up my entire life.

The only reason I am even updating on this story is so that everyone has their information right.

Let's go back to July of last year. Tila was driving a brand new used Lamborghini and everyone was speculating as to how she got it. Did she rent it, lease it, purchase it, get it as a gift from a Middle Eastern businessman? In August, RadarOnline broke this story that confirmed it.

Tila Tequila can officially add porn star to her resume.

RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively that the Internet entrepreneur is starring in an XXX-rated film that will have a major distributor.

The C-lister has been bragging on her Twitter account that she has just purchased a brand new baby blue Lamborghini. Sources tell RadarOnline.com it was bought with money she received upfront from the porn company for making the porn movie.

Tila quickly went into denial mode, saying she did not film a porn movie. Word was spreading that Vivid was the porn company that would be distributing the tape and rather than them selling it as a legitimate porno flick, they wanted people to think they "acquired" a sex tape of Tila. If Tila didn't deny filming the movie, it could ruin the plan.

A few days later, RadarOnline posted details about the porn film.

Tila Tequila may have denied that she's starring in a porn film, but there are at least two female co-stars who can vouch for its existence.

According to a source with inside information, the video was shot by Vivid Entertainment starring Tila and two other women – Penthouse Pet Lia Leah and Vivid star Charlie Laine.

“The movie was filmed about a month ago in the Valley,” the source told RadarOnline.com. “It’s a lesbian three-way and was professionally shot and directed by Michael Bisko.

“Tila has false hopes for the success of the film. She wasn’t paid anywhere near what Vivid paid Kendra Wilkinson for her tape.”

More denial, more lying about becoming an A-list actress, and eventually the video was forgotten. Until now.

Yesterday TMZ reported on a "leaked" sex tape of Tila that Vivid had acquired. It includes a statement from one of Tila's pit bull lawyers.

"Tila Nguyen is in total shock and livid right now that someone had the audacity to leak out an intimate tape made with her and her 2 girlfriends without her consent.

That tape was not meant for the public and she has been fighting fiercely in court to not have anything released. We are currently working with her lawyer's to decide what the next steps are."

Sorry Tila. Our brains aren't out of order due to drug binges and syphilis. We can remember six months back.

We did the work so you don't have to. Here is a screencap that proves that the "leaked" tape is the same one from the RadarOnline story.



Who is that?



Why, it's Charlie Laine! The same Charlie Laine that was said to have filmed a video specifically for Vivid Entertainment with Tila.

That's that. It's not a tape made without Tila's consent. It wasn't leaked. Tila didn't go out looking for a buyer. There was no tape to be stolen. And it is really gross to see Tila's botched boob job scars and severely discolored labia. Please take that as a warning and stay far away from this video.

Update: The other girl in this porn video is Kristina Rose, another adult film star.

To Tila and Vivid, next time you want the world to think you are releasing a legitimate sex tape, don't hire porn stars as costars. Tila, you shouldn't tell your friends about starring in a porn if you don't want them blabbing about it.

Juggaho

Everything that needs to be said about what happened at the Gathering of the Juggalos has been said.

I created this blog almost a year ago for the simple purpose of calling Tila out when I can prove she is lying. Little did I know that I was going to have to update this nearly every single time Tila opened her mouth or posted to Twitter.

I'm not going to write about everything that happened at the festival. I will not sit back while Tila tells a bald-faced lie about security guards again.



Tila tweeted earlier that there were no bodyguards present until she was hit in the head. This is unequivocally untrue and a truly disgusting lie.



Before being hit in the head, Tila stood behind a wall of bodyguards.



She took her shirt off and kept jumping in front of the bodyguards and they tried to bat plastic bottles and dildos away. Nothing had hit Tila in the face before she took her shirt off. The security was there and these pictures are proof.



These men were out there from the start, doing their job. They were pelted with objects much worse than Tila and they stood there and took it because it was their job. They tried numerous times to get her off the stage, but she objected.

To tell such a lie about these men who were doing what they were paid to do is disgusting.

There was enough that happened to make people sympathize with Tila for once. Despite the fact that she said Rihanna deserved to be beat by Chris Brown, despite the fact Tila constantly makes fun of Perez Hilton being hit and even made a video where she pretended to punch him herself, despite the fact she has made a complete mockery out of women who were actually abused in domestic violence situations, there were people who still sympathized with her. Then after selling her story to TMZ, she had to keep talking. She had to lie about what really happened to portray herself as even more of a victim to keep herself in the spotlight a few seconds longer.

There was absolutely no reason for her to lie about these men who put themselves in harm's way to keep her safe as she yelled for the crowd to keep throwing more things.

Red Light

Tila is still in possession of the "Lambo" and is continuing to put the lives of innocent people in danger with it. People have made phone calls to the dealership and found out the car is still for sale and is currently being leased out.

After seeing what she has done with the car, it will be shocking if anyone actually wants to buy it.

TMZ posted a video of Tila being pulled over by the Santa Barbara police last night. She was ticketed for going the wrong way down a one way street and for a passenger not wearing a seat belt.

The video ends when Tila takes off at an excessive speed through a red light and two police do nothing.

This is where we come in and ask the police what the hell is up with that.

You can contact the SBPD at the following e-mail addresses...

Anonymous Tips - abaker@sbpd.com
Police Procedure - dmccaffrey@sbpd.com
Public Information Officer - lduarte@sbpd.com
Station Officer - frodriguez@sbpd.com
Traffic Supervisor - nrivas@sbpd.com

More contact information, including phone and fax numbers, can be found here. If you do contact them via e-mail, please send a link to the video from TMZ, as well as the YouTube video of her claiming to drive at speeds of 180 miles per hour on a busy highway.

Tila has gone on numerous rants about Lindsay Lohan being treated special because she is a celebrity. She said of Lindsay, "YOU DO THE CRIME THEN DO THE FUCKING TIME! STOP COMPLAINING!!!"

Let the Santa Barbara Police Department know that it is not right for Tila to put the lives of innocent people in danger.

Consequences will never be the same.

Update: I was sent a picture where it can clearly be seen that Tila is running the red light at the intersection. You can see the light is green for traffic that would be coming from the road to the left.



If the police have replied to your e-mails saying that there is no evidence that she ran the red light, please reply with that picture.

Tila Has Friends Again!

Tila likes to try to garner sympathy from her Tila Amry by whining about not having friends. We can all celebrate because Tila now has a best friend from Sweden! And they are going on a vacation!



Way to go, Tila! You two have fun on your girl's only vacation.

Wait a second. What's that?



Poor Emilia. She didn't even have time to fly to the US from Sweden before Tila forgot about her and their girl's only vacation.

And if anyone is driving down Robertson Blvd. in Beverly Hills today, take a look at O'Gara Coach Lamborghini. Word is that the baby blue Lamborghini that Tila bought, the only one in that color there, is back on the lot.

UPDATE: Radar Online has just posted an exclusive that Tila is now making some extra cash by starring in a porno. Could this "vacation" be a week long porn shoot?

M.I.A.

Here is another great example of Tila failing to keep her lies straight. When Tila was first trying to open her blog, she left open the RSS feed and we were able to see posts she had made in the weeks before opening it.

One post was about M.I.A.'s video for Born Free.



Tila said that she no longer liked M.I.A., called her an opportunists, and said "taking off your clothes just to be shocking is the same as exploiding bodies just to be shocking." We know Tila knows a thing or two about taking off clothes in an attempt to be shocking.

I guess Tila forgot we all saw that, because now she has a completely different story to tell...



A video that only a few months ago Tila said was M.I.A. trying to be shocking is now a video that Tila calls quite refreshing and says it has a powerful message. She no longer hates M.I.A. and now loves her.

As for everything else going on with Prostitila, Rotspot has done a very good job at covering it.