The Private Island

Federal defendant and internet pseudo-celebrity, Tila Tequila, spent early December on what she called her own private island. Tila is known for stretching the truth, so many people didn't buy it when she said she had her own island. She has yet to admit that the island was not private or that it was not her own. Oddly enough, she still claims that it was an island when the truth is that it was anything but.

The following messages are posted from Tila Tequila's Twitter account.



No, you aren't seeing things. You did read that. She did say that she was on her own private island. She said there was a customs agency on her island. She did say that the driver was picking her up to take her to her private island, even though she said she was already there.

That part of the story was already full of inconsistencies (and a whopper of a lie saying that she wasn't going to be on Twitter for an entire week!).

Then Tila had to go and add this message:



So let's get this straight, Tila Tequila is on her own private island, Puerto Vallarta? She doesn't even know that it isn't an island and that it is PUERTO Vallarta, but it is private and she owns it?

It wasn't long before the barsexual needed attention and posted a picture of herself to Twitpic.



Yes, Tila. You are dreaming, because now we know for a fact that isn't your private island of Puerta Vallarta. How do we know? Well, another girl who likes posting pictures and uploading them for the world to see was already there.





These pictures are from Kim Kardashian's website. She and her family were celebrating Kourtney Kardashian's 29th birthday. Does that island look familiar? That is because it is Tila Tequila's own private island, which isn't an island and does not belong to her. It is a house on a beach that isn't on an island and it does belong to Joe Francis of Girls Gone Wild fame though.