Disgusting

This is disgusting and completely classless. We don't except anything less from Tila, but dragging professional women into her muck is as tasteless as it gets.



We agree with this comment made on Tila's website of celebrity bashing and childish self-promotion...



We know Tila did not film a sex tape or have any sexual relationship with Candice Swanepoel and Miranda Kerr. To even suggest something is so unprofessional and trashy that we wanted to post this in hopes that anyone with a connection to either of these two models will get that post taken off of Tila's site, just as the post about Khloe Kardashian was. Tila suggesting such a thing, and not being upfront that she is joking, is absolute defamation and libel ... and outright filth.

Anniversary

Happy one week anniversary to Tila's celebrity gossip site of TMZ and Gawker stories and previously read news. The number of hits should be sky high now that the blog has been off the ground for a week and we've gotten all those amazing celebrity interviews that we were promised.



It was a nice run while it lasted. We can't wait to see what Tila's next adventure could be. President of Jamaica? Scoring a huge movie role in a movie that she can't tell anyone about because it is so huge? Assistant to bedazzler extraordinaire and stylist with three dresses in ten colors, Mr. Bradhaw, with his new orthopedic shoe line? There are so many exciting possibilities, it is hard to narrow it down to just one.

Although Tila has been going on and on about her upcoming EP with a song she has claimed is hers but is actually Depeche Mode's, she is blaming her "team" for her forgetfulness about the release of it.



Don't worry, Tila. The same five people that would have bought it if you told the entire world will still buy it without Carlton Jordan or your sister promoting it. We know it is probably hard for you to focus on one thing when you're on an Ambien high, but maybe if you didn't get yourself wrapped in your lies about pregnancies and miscarriages, ambassadorships to Vietnam, or even about something as ridiculous as your alcohol allergy, you might still have a little bit of credibility left. The chance that you can restore even the tiniest bit of what you once had many years ago is really, really small. Shut your mouth, quit typing about people you wish you were, and maybe even get yourself into a nice rehab facility. After that, you might be on the road to being a has-been, rather than a has-been who who people are still laughing at.

How High

Tila, if you're going to get your "paparazzi" friend Garry to take pictures of you, hide the drugs.

Ambien and Red Bull? What a mix!

Full size original here, in case Tila decides to delete the image like she deleted the posts about Khloé Kardashian and Miley Cyrus.


Thanks to @LikeReally for having such a great eye.

Site Visits

Tila must Google herself and forget to actually read the articles before linking to them in her new blog.



The STARZLIFE write up isn't necessarily negative or positive and simply says that Tila has a new blog. The GREAT mention in USA Today says, "Tila Tequila is back in action, with a blog she launched on Monday." That's it. GREAT! While the DListed article is telling her to throw in the towel after she wrote about how Chris Brown should be forgiven.

Tila also said her site received 230,000 hits the first day. Not only is that not true, but her site looks to have a major decline in views already.



As for TMZ, Statbrain.com has an estimated average of over 3 million views per day with an Alexa rank of 347. Tila's blog, on the other hand, has an Alexa rank of 11716488. You won't find any data about Tila's blog on the Alexa website. As their site states, "Historical data not available for sites ranked > 100,000." Sorry, Tila. Also, your plan for dethroning Perez may have backfired. His page views were up by 37% yesterday.

Terri Tequila

Tila has made a lot of noise over her plans to "dethrone" Perez Hilton. The only person she talks about more than Perez in her blog is herself. One of her main complaints about Perez is that he doesn't write for his blog and he has his sister do it for him. She even brings it up in her blog launch video, saying "Did you guys know that piggy Perez doesn't even write ... errr blog on his site anymore? He makes his little sister blog on his site."

What a horrible person Perez is, having his sister write his blog (which is still getting more hits than Tila's).



Wait a second. Tila has her "staff" write for her blog? I wonder who could be part of her staff?



Terringuyenomg? Terri Nguyen? Who could that be? It's none other than Tila's sister.

What's sad is that Terri's blog posts are just as poorly written and grammatically challenged as her sister's.

Tila's poor parents escaped Vietnam to try to have a better life for themselves and their children (Tila was not born in Vietnam, despite her saying she comes from a third world country), only to be blessed with these two blockheads for daughters. We hope, for the sake of her parents, that Tila's brother isn't a selfish, dimwitted asshole as his two sisters.