In early January, Tila posted a picture of a positive pregnancy test, which was quickly debunked.
Later, in mid-January, Tila claimed that she was "100% confirmed" pregnant and it was no longer a surrogacy for her brother. The baby changed DNA in the womb and it was now Chunks, her baby. It was conceived through in vitro fertilization and was Tila's gift to Casey, after Casey's death. However, Casey had died only two weeks before and we all know that the in vitro fertilization process takes much longer than two weeks. At this point in time, the father of the baby was also a war hero. Tila even claimed to have gotten a sonogram where the heartbeat could be seen, which normally is not something that can be seen until around six weeks.
Then there was the always changing baby's daddies: Tila's brother, a war hero, and a famous Swedish guy who didn't want to be famous.
Next, Tila went to Radar Online with a sonogram picture. It was supposedly taken on January 8th, which took the story in an entirely new direction. The sonogram showed a gestational sac which not only made it impossible for Tila to have just had in vitro fertilization since meeting Casey, but it would have meant that Tila was pregnant before stating that she was starting the IVF process for her brother.
More and more people were taking notice and putting the pieces together at that time, and figuring out there was no way Tila could be pregnant. The stress must of gotten to Tila, because she decided to name a brand new person as the baby's father. This time, she went with the rapper Game. That makes at least four seperate men who had been named as the father. She suggested that the child was conceived through a sexual relationship. The Game story crumbled as quickly as Tila thought it up. She later went on to say that the baby was instead for Avante Rose, a random person who works with The Game.
Around that time, Tila announced how far along she was. This would have put the conception of the baby at a date long before Tila met Casey. She also said that the child was no longer conceived through a sexual relationship and went back to the original idea that it was conceived through in vitro fertilization.
In early February, Tila was getting desperate. She started changing the dates of conception again, posting pictures of her "bump" yet saying that she was too petite for a bump to show, and even threatening to adopt an innocent child from various locations around the world.
This is when we get to the point that Tila realizes she can no longer keep up her lie. We updated the post about Tila's Gosip RSS feed today when an old screencap from TilasBusted showed up. It was talking about the launch date of the blog. Along with it was this tweet from Tila on February 12th...
Now, let's fast forward to present day. Tila says she is no longer pregnant. She claims to have had a miscarriage after denting her head.
Wait a second! The head dent happened after Tila already said she was not pregnant.
For those too confused as this point to catch that. Tila was not pregnant on the 12th, but had a miscarriage on the 13th.
In March, the story changed yet again. On March 5th, Tila is interviewed and around 2:35, before her assistant can shut her up, she says that she is pregnant.
On March 13th, she took to her new Twitter account to tell everyone exactly how she was pregnant again after a head dent caused a miscarriage.
Tila linked to her blog, which has since been deleted. Thankfully, it was screencapped by likereally on Twitter.
As we can all see, Tila said that she did have a miscarriage and she did get pregnant again, through in vitro fertilization. Many people were quick to laugh this off because no real doctor would go through with an in vitro process so quickly (less than a month, in this case) after a miscarriage.
Only three days later, Tila said that she was pregnant WITH TWINS! We made note in that post that if Tila was actually pregnant and was as far along as she originally said, her due date would be at the end of July. The story takes one of the most absurd twists at this point as Tila says her due date is in December. The December due date would mean that Tila had gotten pregnant sometime within the week of posting that and she is able to confirm she is having twins.
At this point in time, the baby's father became a soccer player and had a handful of different ethnic backgrounds, including "English (London)" as Tila called it.
This was after she did a Ustream video on February 11th stating, "My baby is half Vietnamese, half French, half African American, and, uhhh, possibly a little bit Caucasian. I don't know."
At the end of March, when Tila was still trying to claim that she was pregnant (but no longer with twins), she schooled us all with her biology knowledge...
While she said she was pregnant after not being pregnant and then having a miscarriage, she decided she need to eat pizza and rape a man so he could make her a baby. This, of course, was after she had an in vitro fertilization injection in her arm. She was also supposed to visit with her adoption agency, but instead flew with her enablers to New York City to partake in having an allergic relation to alcohol.
If you got lost somewhere within that mess, here is a summary. Tila met Casey in December and became retroactively pregnant as a gift for her "wifey" at the end of October. She started the in vitro fertilization process for her brother in December. Casey died in January and the father became a war hero, a Swedish celebrity, The Game, Avante Rose, and possibly Raz B. Tila was no longer pregnant. Then Tila had a miscarriage. Tila was again pregnant in mid-March (through an invtro fertilization injection in her arm), first with a boy, then twins. She was due in December. Then the baby became a English (London) girl with a soccer player father.
We can only assume that Tila's pregnancy story died when she had a moment of clarity and realized she could no longer fake it. This is TilaWTF we're talking about here, so we can only wait and see what she has in store for the future. The baby could come back any day now, either in the form of a ten year old Chunks or even her apartment's maintenance man.
Nothing shocks us anymore, except that there is still a group of about eight 14 year old kids that believe the entire story she tells and truly believe her blog will be the most groundbreaking thing to hit the internet.
Interesting note: When Tila was on Howard Stern in April, she said that one of her pregnancies was Casey's dying wish. Casey was young, and is supposed to have died suddenly and without warning. How is it that Tila would know the dying wish of a woman who didn't know she was dying?