Tuesday, February 9, 2010

The Bump

Tila is still claiming to be pregnant. We know she has stated there were four to seven different fathers for this so called child thus far. On Twitter The Game, Rick Jewelz, and Avante Rose have all come out and said they are not the father. The first two even went as far as saying they don't even know her.

Then there are Tila's claims of when she got pregnant. First the baby was a surrogate for her brother, then it was a present for Casey (the American war hero baby). The last date we discussed here was when Tila said the baby was 13 weeks and she had a belly.



It only took a few days for that story to change again.




13 weeks and a bump showing? Possibly four months and too petite for there to be a bump (even though Nicole Richie's is obviously visible)? Bump that needs to be sucked in?

Sucking a fetus in? Really, Tila? Really?

Despite claiming she was too petite to be showing, Tila posted a picture of her stomach only one day later. Now saying that she is showing AND she has stretch marks!



Let's take a look at the image turned right side up, brightened and with contrast turned down...



According to The American Pregnancy Association, and every pregnant woman I have ever known and that saw this on Twitter, stretch marks seem to always go through the following stages:

Stage 1: Early stretch marks will appear pink in color, and may also be itchy. The skin immediately around the stretch marks may also look ‘flattened’ and ‘thin’.

Stage 2: Gradually, the stretch marks will enlarge in length and width and become a reddish or purple color.

Stage 3: Once the stretch marks have matured, they lose their reddish/pink hue. In the months after pregnancy, they will start to fade and become pale white or silver. They may also appear slightly depressed and irregular in shape or length.


When looking at this picture of Tila, you can notice slight light stretch marks on the stomach above the bikini and on the rib area. This is very normal for women, as most get a few stretch marks during puberty. Stretch marks aren't very noticeable on light skinned women. After tanning, the stretch marks become more visible, as they do not tan at the same rate the rest of the skin does.

This picture was taken less than a week before the picture of Tila's bump covered in stretch marks...



And this conversation happened on Twitter earlier today:



Now, onto the good stuff! Hours earlier, a former friend of Tila decided it was time to speak out. Blogger, Carlton Jordan, had the following to say on his Twitter:



We imagine Tila will try to "go innnnn" as she says. Facts are facts and we can't wait to see what is said and what lies Tila will come up with to try to deny them.

24 comments:

RBiroscak said...

You always find something I didn't know! She really needs to just hide in a box somewhere.

sherri said...

Have you seen this yet?
http://twitpic.com/123s0r

Sandy said...

Is it possible that she's actually pregnant, but screwing with y'all on how far along she is? Because I'm her size, had 2 babies and I couldn't zip up clothes at 8 weeks. I was absolutely showing at 13-14 weeks. So she's either lying entirely (big shock) or lying on how far along she is.

MissMary said...

Sandy - I leave open the possibility, but VERY remote. With the tampon out on Nov. 20th, we can deduce she's lying about how far along she is, if we went with it.

However, either way, she has to be lying about her pregnancy (she told Game to see in 9 months when she was 14 weeks).

She runs her mouth too much for me to believe she's anywhere near 14 weeks, but she also likes to run her mouth about anything in her life and she's stuck with this lie for quite a while. She can't keep a secret on herself (or anyone else she thinks has connections) to save her life.

I know petite women can hide it into the 3rd month, but really NO woman under size 20 or so can hide it into the 4th month. I'm a proud plus size and with my last baby at 180lbs I started, I was noticeably pregnant at 4 months.

My brother's girlfriend, they thought she must be having twins at 3 months along, she was enormously noticeable and started at 90 lbs. and 5 feet tall. She wears a size 1 and was already up to 6 at 3 months.

Cindy said...

I'm so glad you got a copy of the Nicole Richie post - she took it down. I think too many people called her out on saying she was sucking in her fetus. I love how she's not smart enough to realize a baby doesn't actually grow in your stomach. Shh, we should have just let her think it does.

Mandolynne said...

Hi dear good work on the posts. I just read her recent blog (tila's) and is it true Blue dress is depeche mode? I do know the part I heard is the same way their's starts. This pisses me off so bad depeche mode are amazing and if Tila is stealing blue dress it needs exposed! Again, good work with everything!

Fatty McFatterson said...

I am 5'9ish and very long waisted so I was able to be somewhat slender and not show for months. I looked a little fatter, but it didn't look like your typical 'bump'.

Tila also doesn't know simple human biology, because there is very little difference in healthy fetus size in the first trimester. Just because you're small, doesn't mean the fetus is proportionately smaller. Smaller women tend to show sooner and appear bigger.

I mentioned this on an earlier post but wonder if others feel the same way that there's something amiss when a mother-to-be does not refer to her due date. Everyone I've ever known has referred to the due date. If they have a concert tour in May, they would say something like, 'I have a concert the week of the 5th, just 8 days before the baby is due.

First time mothers are also very very curious how often babies come sooner than their due date. They also wonder about the gender and will solicit ideas for names (unless they already have them and want to keep them secret, in which case they say so). Tila isn't following the first time mom 'script'. It's a script I've seen played out over and over again, and one I also followed. She's not playing out the script because it's not real. She can't act the part because she doesn't believe in the part.

Tila is a fraud.

Cindy said...

To Mandolynn:
So yes, it's the same song. After many comments ousting this, she edited the post. Here's what the original said:

"The moment has finally come! My much anticipated EP "WELCOME TO THE DARKSIDE" (dedicated to Casey) is finally releasing on Itunes on APRIL 20th!!!!!! So please mark that in your calendar!!!!! 4/20, April 20th! Don't forget! Plus this EP shows more of my dark and emotional side. It is also not the type of music I usually write. This EP showcases more of my vocals and is also a CLASSIC album. I wanted to let people know that there is a deeper, sensitive, and emotional side to me. A very bittersweet side to me. For the first time I share with the world how I really feel and that I'm not what the media has portrayed me to be. This is my favorite work so far because Its very emotional and shows my vulnerability, to which I HARDLY share with the public! SO don't forget. April 20th released on Itunes! Then after that I will be singing for everyone LIVE on tour with a live orchestra & very beautiful setting. Imagine Jessica Rabbit style and the 40's era. Frank Sinatra, Billy Holiday, and Nina Simone."

Here's the new post:

"The moment has finally come! My much anticipated EP "WELCOME TO THE DARKSIDE" (dedicated to Casey) is finally releasing on Itunes on APRIL 20th!!!!!! So please mark that in your calendar!!!!! 4/20, April 20th! Don't forget! Plus this EP shows more of my dark and emotional side. It is also not the type of music I usually write. This EP showcases more of my vocals and is also a CLASSIC album. I wanted to let people know that there is a deeper, sensitive, and emotional side to me. A very bittersweet side to me. For the first time I share with the world how I really feel and that I'm not what the media has portrayed me to be. This is my favorite work so far because Its very emotional and shows my vulnerability, to which I HARDLY share with the public! SO don't forget. April 20th released on Itunes! Then after that I will be singing for everyone LIVE on tour with a live orchestra & very beautiful setting. Imagine Jessica Rabbit style and the 40's era. Frank Sinatra, Billy Holiday, and Nina Simone. This song "BLUE DRESS" is a remake I did from Depeche Mode. Their orginal song is a bit faster tempo and more electronic. This is my my version of "BLUE DRESS" however the other songs on my EP are all ORGINAL TRACKS THAT I WROTE! I can't wait for you all to hear it!"

To the person who writes this blog: I freaking love what you do. We've begun to notice that she edits/deletes/rearranges comments so the comments on the first page are always way up her ass. If you (or anyone who reads this) can start screen capping her first page WHEN IT FIRST APPEARS we can catch her doing that. I just think it's such horseshit that she makes the first page all "omg Tila you are so great blah blah blah" comments, because I'm sure many people just see the first page and assume Tila has a ton of fans. Then the interview like last night takes place. Barf.

S said...

This is going to sound dumb (or naive). When I saw her "bump" pic, I honestly thought it was a blowup pic of her boob. She has a boob job and from the size, she might have had stretch marks following the surgery. Those would have healed by now to look like they do in this pic. Also, it just seems like something she would do...

@Cindy: It's too late for her most recent post. I checked an hour ago and just now and it's already edited so that the first page is all complimentary. We need to be quick with this one.

Gregor said...

Tila's pregnancy is a DISTRACTION for her whereabouts while her "wifey"/fiance was dying.

December 28 evening : Tila gets back to her LA home after spending X-mas with her family.

December 29 early morning- Tila talks about an old boyfriend, pregnancy, her nephew but no mention of her "wifey"


December 30 Tila tweets about her breast size and asks her "army."
Who wants breast milk? She tells Jane Velez this is the last time she speaks to Casey.

December 31/New years eve- She says she is flying back to Houston.
No contact with Casey. No "HAPPY NEW YEAR" absolutely nothing

JAN 1 - where is tila?

Jan 2- where is tila?

Jan 3 - Tila tweets asking if New years is over and she has been partying for 3 days...no mention of Casey

Jan 4 - Casey's body is discovered by chance. The owner of the house (a longtime friend of the Johnson family) did not even realize that Casey was still staying ther.

Questions to Miss Nguyen.....
1)Where were you while the "love of your life" was dying?
2)did Casey have a key to your house and acess to her medications?
3)did Casey EVEN have a PHONE TO CALL PARAMEDICS?

If Tila wants to talk pregnancy..
When is your DUE DATE?
with a due date you can get a day of conception or close...
It is very very sad that people are saying that they don't even know you and they would not touch you even with "50's pole"

Casey did not need a song dedicated to her.She needed a FRIEND.
No TILA TEQUILA..Casey Johnson is ALIVE.......

Can I contact TILATRUTH via e-mail????
Sorry but I don't believe the high school story...

Gregor said...

Miss Nguyen,
BOTTOM 2 PARAGRAPHS are TILA'S TWEETS FROM SAME DAY.. Are they from December 31st???

HOW CAN YOU BE FLYING/TRAVELING AND BE ON A WEBCAM????????

I wonder if ANYBODY has a copy of this webcam appearance? Is she at her L.A. HOUSE playing piano?
You told JANE VELEZ YOU WERE FLYING/TRAVELING back to Houston

The following day (jan 1) the number of TWEETS dramatic decline from 60+ (december 31) to 2 on News Years Day...I really don't know if you can delete "tweets."

This is a copy of 2 tweets from TILA TEQUILA on DECEMBER 31ST.....

Tila Tequila
Im gonna take a nap. Someone make sure to wake me up before the NYE Countdown ok? zzzzzzzzzzz =)
Updated 40 days ago via Permalink


Tila Tequila
I'm live on webcam www.TilasHotSpotDating.com in the Night Club -Retweet
Updated 40 days ago via Permalink

Sarah said...

This is from a book called BLINDING GAZES AND QUEER PERFORMATIVITIES: TILA TEQUILA'S SHOT OF SEXUALITY:

"In an analysis of the 2007 MTV reality series, A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, I explore how the gaze, technology, and commodification articulate sexuality differences and perpetuate the controlling gaze. In the subject who performs queerness for the purpose of sustaining the male gaze, queer sexual identity becomes easily appropriated and discarded. It is my contention that Tila’s performance of queerness reduces female lesbianism and bisexuality to a fetishized commodity for the masses."

The link to the actual book is here:

http://www.allacademic.com//meta/p_mla_apa_research_citation/2/6/0/0/8/pages260085/p260085-1.php

I recommend we use this as an oppertunity to intellectually devulge in the negative messages sent via Tila Tequila and our own culture.

Sarah said...

She also said once that she made it real well without a major labor...but this article contradicts that statement too:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/04/12/tila_tequila_itunes_flop/

Sarah said...

Lastly, I do not know what we are holding her to higher standards in the first place. Read this excerpt from Blinding Gazes and Queer Performativities:

"Another uncomfortable family moment emerges at the dinner table, when Tila flirts with Bobby’s younger brother, David. Clearly embarrassed, he moves away as she clings to his arm. At this point, Tila exaggeratedly begins pointing out a smudge of whipped cream on her chest. In desperation for David’s gaze, she repeatedly points at her chest, feigning surprise as he actively avoids eye contact. Bobby’s mother Donna grows increasingly agitated at the display. As Tila simultaneously begs for the gaze of the younger brother and the viewer, the pesky question of motivation resurfaces. “It is through the mask of seduction that the scaena becomes most coherent and most opaque…the image solidifies around the ‘this,’ this moment and this body of pleasure” (Bryson, 1983, p. 167). As Tila performs bisexuality for seduction of the gaze, the gaze appropriates her body. For someone who is ultimately consumed with being watched, how can her sexuality be anything but a performance for the gaze?"

Sarah said...

PROOF THAT TILA POSTED HER OWN ADDRESS:



amygrindhouse.com/tila-tequila-giving-address-twitter.html

Jess said...

lmao did you see this girl she say tila her god

http://twitter.com/lauragirly11

Cindy said...

Okay, I just got a few screen shots off Tilas latest ustream (the one she JUST signed off of) where she was "showing off her baby bump." I got some good ones. I got one where her ribs are jutting out and I got one where she's obviously forgetting to stick out her stomach/arch her back. If anybody wants them, tell me where to email them.

chris said...

I agree with the comment by Gregor.

I find it rather suspicious that Tila arrives back in L.A. from Houston on Dec. 26th, only to fly back to Houston on New Years Eve. Who would travel twice to Houston within a week? Meanwhile, there is absolutely no communication between Tila & Casey between Dec. 30th and Jan. 4.

Tila has mentioned that she sent her assistant to check whether or not Casey's car was at the guesthouse where she would stay on occasion. If that's the truth, then why didn't "the assistant" ring the door bell and have the owner of the house where Casey was found just take a moment to check on her. Most people who cared at all would put some effort into following up...something is definitely wrong here!!!

Cindy said...

Okay, so I was thinking about how Tila's playing "guess how far along I am" even though she already tweeted she was 13 weeks. I remembered how she said what I thought was the dumbest thing ever: "...first trimester, whatever that means." So I thought it might be a good idea to have that as a screen shot. I googled it because I'm too lazy to find it, and look what I found:

http://twitter.com/babyrew/status/1582825006

Do you think she's randomly stealing other people's pregnancy information off twitter, and that's why her shit story changes constantly?

Kleckner family said...

Last night on her ustream account she was showing her boobs in a small ass bra saying that her bra doesn't fit her anymore because her milk filled boobs are getting too big. She also showed her "bump" but it looked more like she was pushing her stomach out. She was also showing her ass saying look my ass is getting big too. I am getting so fat.

Rachel said...

I'd like to point out... a few weeks ago, you posted on here about how she said she was 13 weeks along... in her recent "baby bump reveling" ustream ... http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/4635275 ... she said she was in her FIRST TRIMESTER... the first trimester is over at 14 weeks. SO she would now be in her SECOND TRIMESTER ... and i think any pregnant women would know that...

Gregor said...

Hello ALL,

She MAY be pregnant after all...

Pregnancy is NO EXCUSE for bad behavior....

CASEY is STILL DEAD
Where was Tila while Casey was Dying?
What medications did you tell casey to stop taking?
What happened on december 31-jan 1?

The baby's DUE DATE?
You can figure out conception

CONTRIBUTING TO THE DELINQUENCY OF A MINOR (S)
Example:Stripping in front of a webcam shown to MINORS

WARNING:THE MOTHER HAS TO BE VERY VERY CAREFUL WITH WHAT SHE PUTS IN HER BODY ESPECIALLY DURING THE FIRST TRIMESTER WHEN THE BABY IS IN MANY DEVELOPMANTAL STAGES OF KEY ORGAN SYSTEMS

andmommymakescrazy said...

wow ...she talks to 14 year old boys. disturbing

http://www.youtube.com/watch#v=zo9ZLS1aq9o&feature=related

babygabesmom1211 said...

My husband and I were looking at her "baby bump" pictures. It's obvious to us that it's her ass. That's why there are stretch marks that are white - they're old, most likely from puberty. Every girl gets them regardless of how small she is. Her rants and lies are entertaining but I really don't think she realizes that she is self destructing. Probably a side effect of the drugs. My 6 year old knows how to lie better than this mess. It's a matter of time before it all comes crashing down on her.