Tila Agave

Our first post to this blog was all about Tila's alcohol allergy. She's gone out of her way to try to claim that you will not see her drinking because she is allergic. We proved otherwise. This blog was created to point out her lies and inconsistencies. If we wanted to point them all out, we'd need a staff the size of the New York Times, so we go with what we can.

Last night, Tila took her strip show to a place called Greenhouse. Pictures have been posted on other sites, like The Superficial, of her singing while people are walking away, the crowd looking bored, or people not paying her any attention as she tries her hardest to get them to look at her. These are the pictures that caught our eyes though...



It wasn't her crooked nipples hanging out of her ill fitting dress that caught our eye. It's what is in her hand...



There we go. What is that she is drinking? It must be water. Tila is allergic to alcohol, so it can't be anything like that.



Wait a second. That's 80 proof Alma de Agave Blanco.

Here is to hoping Mr. Bradshaw, Garry Sun, and Leo Madrid rushed Tila to the hospital after seeing her with this bottle in her hand. She still has to promote her song about condomless sex and that might be hard while suffering from an allergic reaction.

Safe Sex

Yesterday, Tila released her new song. The title is "I Fucked the DJ". After reading the lyrics, this article about Lady Gaga I had read earlier popped into my head. Love her or hate her, you have to hand it to Gaga for what she said in the article and what she does to keep her fans safe.

"Something I do want to celebrate with my fans is that it's okay to be whomever it is that you want to be," Lady Gaga said in an interview with London's Daily Mail. "You don't have to have sex to feel good about yourself, and if you're not ready, don't do it."

And, if you're lucky enough to score a ticket to one of her concerts, the "Bad Romance" singer says you'll get a free reminder of her personal message of celibacy.

"If you are ready, there are free condoms given away at my concerts when you're leaving," she said.

When you have as big of an impression on the youth of today as Lady Gaga, it's great to see this type of thing being promoted.

Now, on the other end of the spectrum, let us get back to the lyrics of Tila Tequila's new song...

I fucked the DJ, his dick was real big
Spun me right round like a record and he killed it
I took it in like a champ I'm a real chick

Cream in my middle like an Oreo
Got you on rock ride cock like the rodeo

Motherfuckas love him, got him 1 2 steppin
And I put the pussy on him raw, no protection

Glorifying unsafe sex? Maybe if protection was used while having sex with this DJ, there wouldn't be a creamy Oreo substance in her middle.

The average age of Tila's small, but very naive and impressionable, fan base is about 15 years old. We cannot stop them from listening to Tila's songs, which promote sex without a condom and one night stands, but we can hope that they are also fans of Lady Gaga and are listening to the message that she is sending out: You don't have to have sex, but if you do, please use protection!

Tila is currently on a "tour" of New York City to promote this song. Last night, this included Tila stripping while her ever classy group of friends (Garry Sun, Leo Madrid, and Anthony "Mr. Bradshaw" Suncin) egged on this behavior, even filming and taking pictures of it.



Tila doesn't have much time left in New York to promote her song, but you can contact her remaining stops. Let them know exactly what her lyrics are saying and what she is promoting.


If you have had unprotected sex and you would like to find out information on testing for HIV and other STDs, please visit the CDC website HIVTest.org. Visit LoveToKnow to find out where to get free condoms.

Smoking

Wait. What is that? Tila is finally admitting that she is not pregnant?



I'm sure Tila's world class baby doctor prescribed the Marlboro Lights.

She also mentions Casa Wilson (not by name, but she can't help but publicize everything in her life, so we know who she means), who she was engaged to and then she wasn't.

She recently posted to her personal Facebook page that the entire thing was an April Fool's joke, even though the engagement supposedly happened in March. She said they were only friends.



Then they were engaged again and now it seems they no longer are.



There was a bit of an incident that happened with Casa over the past few days. I'm sure Mr. Wilson has quite the story to sell.

Tila's Advice

Tila has given up trying to convince people she is pregnant through the in vitro fertilization injection she received in her arm. It must also be hard to be a mogul out of a two bedroom apartment, because there hasn't been much talk of her record label either. Even the celebrity gossip blog's release has been pushed back at least four separate times.

When you've got nothing else going on in your life, you can always talk to your underage fans and give them advice. Because, honestly, who wouldn't seek advice from someone who faked more than one pregnancy, someone whose last two "relationships" were the epitome of what a relationship should be, or someone who had a fake charity?

Since the advice she gives is so absurd and not even worth posting, we'll post a link to something better. Chelsea Handler did an interview with the Miami New Times Blog and was asked about her least favorite guest. The answer isn't surprising at all, but we'd love to see Tila try to "go innn" on Chelsea because of it.

Love and TV

Tila has been talking a lot lately about her new television gig. According to this article (note: there is a poll along with that article), Tila says she will be a guest host on WWE Raw. Is this the television show she has been going on about? A one night guest hosting gig? Now, the rumor about Tila guest hosting is coming from Tila's own mouth, so we'll have to take that for what it is worth.

She admits to not knowing anything about wrestling, but she did last almost a week in another publicity stunt of a relationship with a bodybuilder.

They were possibly introduced by their mutual friend, Gary, who has gone on and on for the past few days, trying to take credit for their relationship.



After going on her endless rant about anal sex, lube, and other things which do not need to be seen again, Tila talked about how excited she was to soon be marrying this new random person in her life.



Isn't that nice? Marriage and adoption (why it has to specifically be a black child is beyond us). Wait a second, what happened to Tila's newly formed baby that she conceived by an in vitro injection in the arm?



Well, less than an hour after her nice post about becoming the wife of Casa Wilson and adopting a child, Tila says that she hopes to become pregnant when she rapes him.

First Tila supports Chris Brown for abusing Rihanna, saying she deserved it, and now she jokes about rape.

Such a classy woman. Who wouldn't want their daughters looking up to a person like this?

After more talking about sex and pizza, Tila changed the subject back to adoption.



Today is Tuesday. Instead of it being adoption day, Tila declared it her "chill day" instead and is now asleep.



There are still 12 hours left to Tuesday, so let's give her the benefit of the doubt and see if she flies out to meet her African-American baby today.

What about that relationship with Casa, you ask? This is how that culminated...



That is the last we've read about the two of them. He has since changed his Facebook picture, which was of him and Tila, to one of him alone.

Gary also had a reaction to the possible demise of the relationship...



I'm sure Tila's Oakland adoption agency would love to hear how her relationship went with Casa. How could they object to a woman who openly talks about fighting in the street with a man, jokes about rape, and has lied about adopting children from Haiti, Vietnam, Africa, and Russia.

Let us hope that Casa did not "make a baby" when Tila raped him, because as she told Radar Online less than one week ago, she doesn't "have time to take care of an infant."