Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Who Is Stalking Tila?

Apparently everyone is stalking Tila these days. Have you read her website? You're a stalker. Have you read an article about her? You're a stalker. You think she's lying and call her out on it? Stalker. Do you remember something she's talked about in the past? You're such a stalker, you will be getting a restraining order from her private investigator after she gets your information from Mr. Google.

Here are some of the best comments from Tila's website where she calls people out for stalking when they are doing anything but... Some of the replies to her stalking claims are too good not to include. Click on each image for a full size view.



Knowing one of very few Lamborghini dealerships in Los Angeles, but it not being the one Tila went and posed in front of cars at? Stalking. That's right. If I say, "Tila, were you at Toys R Us in Vancouver today?" and she wasn't, I'm stalking.



Everyone who Tila considers a hater writes for some magic hater website that was taken down. Not only are "haters" stalkers, but according to Tila, they are now terrorists too. Yes ... Terrorists.



Saying a website will be explosive is a threat? Threatening to post nude pictures of P. Diddy and his girlfriend and going on and on about "going innnnn" on actual celebrities, hyping up blog posts where you're going to "reveal secrets" about famous people who have done nothing to warrant such harassment from you? That is what you do Tila. How are you so dense, girl?



Knowing that Tila's sister writes for her website? Stalking. Here Tila claims her sister doesn't write for her site though. We've already proved that Tila's sister does write blogs on Tila's site.



Did you read the LA Times article about Tila tying up her dog to a stripper pole? If you said yes, you must remember having read that article. Not only are you a stalker, but you are also mentally ill.



A Tila fan indirectly calls a "hater" fat, saying they should go eat a Happy Meal. A "hater" replies, calling the fan a hypocrite. This isn't stalking, but it is what Tila defines as a cyber bully. No, not the person calling someone fat, but the person calling them a hypocrite.



Tila talked about being on an awards show. The people in charge of guests on that show said she wasn't going to be on it. People knowing that are stalkers.



Telling Tila she stole a song? Stalking.



While telling Tila to kill herself might not be the most thought provoking and innovative comment, it isn't stalking. Nor would private investigators, of which she has, care.



When reading replies like the one Tila used there, I forget that she is nearly 30 years old. 30, and she is acting like that.



The replies to Tila in that one sum it up pretty well. The first comment is about a post Tila had made less than a weeek before. Remembering something Tila said less than a week before? Totally stalking.



This comment is about something Tila said in that exact post ... That her computer was broken so she couldn't post new pictures. That person bringing up that Tila said it is, according to Tila, breaking the law.


Here are some that don't have anything to do with stalking, but are good for the lulz.



We've all heard this one before from Tila. Each time I read it, I laugh more than the last.

I'm sure Michael W. Michalak, the current U.S. Ambassador to Vietnam is as worried about being dethroned as Perez Hilton was.

Some facts about Ambassador Michalak:

  • Bachelor of Science degree from Oakland University
  • Master of Science degree in Physics from The Catholic University of America
  • Second Master's degree in Public Administration from the John F. Kennedy School of Government
  • Deputy Chief of Mission to the US Embassy in Tokyo
  • Award for valor for his actions in time of crisis when the U.S. Embassy in Islamabad was burned down
  • 30 years of service with the U.S. Department of State


I'm sure Tila will include her own quote in her resume to become Ambassador...

I knew out of high school I didn't want to go to college. I knew what whatever I did wouldn't have anything to do with college. And the only reason I wanted to go was to further educate myself. Right now I'm still interested in taking classes, but only to educate myself with subjects I like, like history or English. What I didn't want to do was go to college for an actual degree because there's nothing out there I like besides doing something that involves the entertainment industry. Other than that I also have business plans that I don't need a college education for--at least not for what I want to do. I'm going to have my own business, but at the same time I'm going to try to do this rockstar thing.


Ambassador Michalak better head back to college. She's a tough one to beat for a position like that.



Not only was Tila in her mother's womb during the Vietnam war, she was also in Vietnam during the war ... which ended in 1975 ... while she was born in 1981.

And with that, I thank you all for stalking my blog.

20 comments:

Fatty McFatterson said...

Dammit. You did the post I was going to do on the Rotspot!!! I've been gathering all these misc Tila gems to put the smackdown on the bitch. You, did it so much better than I could have done! Thanks for the lols!!!

Oh, and don't forget the biggest stalkers are the Tila Army. Ask Mittie any question about Tila and he can come up with the response in a nanosecond, except he can't seem to answer the question as to why he still likes Tila after her lies to him and others have been proven. He's a kid though, so hopefully he'll grow out of his stalker ways.

Tiffany said...

"And with that, I thank you all for stalking my blog."

PERFECT ending! LOL

Anonymous said...

Yeeeeeeah. That's what I'm talking about.

This is great blogging!!

BigPoppaPhat said...

Great post, I love how Tilas comments are in the negatives and the stalkers comments get mad thumbs up.

Anonymous said...

I love this blog! Just a wee tip for you, which someone else pointed out in the post comments. Check out Tila's 'Peta shoot' blog- She says she is working with them on an upcoming campaign but there is no press release to confirm this. The photo she posts, claiming it is a 'test photo' from the campaign, was actually taken in the same photoshoot for her Tilaomg banner. Not to mention the fact that the video of Onyx is from her old house- check the stripper pole. What is going on with these lies??

chey said...

Great post. Opening paragraph reminded me of the Simpsons: Looking out the window... That's a paddlin’. Staring at my sandals... That's a paddling. Paddling the school canoe...ooh, you better believe that's a paddlin’.

There's also that paparazzi she claims she's getting arrested for being a stalker. Like any paparazzi follow her ass around, never mind to the point of stalking.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the good laugh TilaTruth

I like your blog a lot better than therotspot since your style is less insider-jokey personal and more factual, nice work.

LeilaTheGoodRat said...

LMAO...I haven't been "stalking" Tila much this past week so thank you for the updates and lulz. I can't believe she said she could afford a lambo bwahahaha the terrorist blogs that promote "violence against women" had me giggling too. This bitch is legitimately retarded.

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Anonymous said...

This was a great post. Well done!

Joann said...

LOL..stalking her. Skank wishes she had a genuine stalker.

Hell, a stalker don't even want to be bothered with her.

Tila does not know how to reply intelligently to criticism about herself so she resorts to name calling and "my life is so fulfilling and yours isn't" comments.

She's is a sad, sad simple minded ignorant person and the only people she's fooling is that army of morons who follow her like a bunch of robots.

Leyla11 said...

LOL
Loved this post. Tila is actually getting really boring, but you are always entertaining :-)
And please everyone stop stalking me, muahahahahaha

Anonymous said...

The "hater's" response to Tila in the last screen cap is absolutely perfect. It's so much more effective when someone calmly calls her out on her lies by pointing out the facts rather than stooping to her level by lashing out and calling her names. That's why I love this blog, by the way. You do that so well.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

Can anyone tell me why the rotspot is only open to invited guests now? I went looking for my Tila gossip and couldn't rotspot it up. I got a little down until I realised that this site existed too. Hello Tila Truth, goodbye rotspot. :(

Anonymous said...

LMAO!! This was an awesome post! LOVED, loved, LOVEEDDD it!!!

Erica said...

I read both this blog as well as the rotspot regularly. I enjoy your content, but they do seem to update more.

I really appreciate that yours cuts the crap, gets to the point and calls Tila out on her stupidity without all the name calling that rotspot does - it's the one aspect of their blog I don't enjoy. They overdo it and it gets annoying.

You seem to be the mature of the two.

Anyway. Keep up the great work.

Anonymous said...

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Barbara said...

*Genuflects*

Awesome post. I love to see her get smacked down, better still when it's with her own dumbass words (which is all the time, granted).

I look forward to you suing me for stalking you with the lawyers of which you have.

Anonymous said...

Classic shit! This is my first time on this blog and I'm LOL all over this place. It's pretty sad that us "Jeliz Hating Stalkers" have to remind "Ms Pumpkin Head" what she says an hour ago? But that's what drugs do to you, they kill off brain cells so, no wonder the bitch needs helping remembering what she said an hour ago? Her moronic comeback is we are stalking, LOVE IT! Instead of having 9head as her stylist (another epic failure) he should assist Tila on keeping up with her lies. Make him actually work for something!

josephgein said...

Awesome. Simply awesome.