Who Is Stalking Tila?

Apparently everyone is stalking Tila these days. Have you read her website? You're a stalker. Have you read an article about her? You're a stalker. You think she's lying and call her out on it? Stalker. Do you remember something she's talked about in the past? You're such a stalker, you will be getting a restraining order from her private investigator after she gets your information from Mr. Google.

Here are some of the best comments from Tila's website where she calls people out for stalking when they are doing anything but... Some of the replies to her stalking claims are too good not to include. Click on each image for a full size view.



Knowing one of very few Lamborghini dealerships in Los Angeles, but it not being the one Tila went and posed in front of cars at? Stalking. That's right. If I say, "Tila, were you at Toys R Us in Vancouver today?" and she wasn't, I'm stalking.



Everyone who Tila considers a hater writes for some magic hater website that was taken down. Not only are "haters" stalkers, but according to Tila, they are now terrorists too. Yes ... Terrorists.



Saying a website will be explosive is a threat? Threatening to post nude pictures of P. Diddy and his girlfriend and going on and on about "going innnnn" on actual celebrities, hyping up blog posts where you're going to "reveal secrets" about famous people who have done nothing to warrant such harassment from you? That is what you do Tila. How are you so dense, girl?



Knowing that Tila's sister writes for her website? Stalking. Here Tila claims her sister doesn't write for her site though. We've already proved that Tila's sister does write blogs on Tila's site.



Did you read the LA Times article about Tila tying up her dog to a stripper pole? If you said yes, you must remember having read that article. Not only are you a stalker, but you are also mentally ill.



A Tila fan indirectly calls a "hater" fat, saying they should go eat a Happy Meal. A "hater" replies, calling the fan a hypocrite. This isn't stalking, but it is what Tila defines as a cyber bully. No, not the person calling someone fat, but the person calling them a hypocrite.



Tila talked about being on an awards show. The people in charge of guests on that show said she wasn't going to be on it. People knowing that are stalkers.



Telling Tila she stole a song? Stalking.



While telling Tila to kill herself might not be the most thought provoking and innovative comment, it isn't stalking. Nor would private investigators, of which she has, care.



When reading replies like the one Tila used there, I forget that she is nearly 30 years old. 30, and she is acting like that.



The replies to Tila in that one sum it up pretty well. The first comment is about a post Tila had made less than a weeek before. Remembering something Tila said less than a week before? Totally stalking.



This comment is about something Tila said in that exact post ... That her computer was broken so she couldn't post new pictures. That person bringing up that Tila said it is, according to Tila, breaking the law.


Here are some that don't have anything to do with stalking, but are good for the lulz.



We've all heard this one before from Tila. Each time I read it, I laugh more than the last.

I'm sure Michael W. Michalak, the current U.S. Ambassador to Vietnam is as worried about being dethroned as Perez Hilton was.

Some facts about Ambassador Michalak:

• Bachelor of Science degree from Oakland University
  
• Master of Science degree in Physics from The Catholic University of America
  
• Second Master's degree in Public Administration from the John F. Kennedy School of Government
  
• Deputy Chief of Mission to the US Embassy in Tokyo
  
• Award for valor for his actions in time of crisis when the U.S. Embassy in Islamabad was burned down
  
• 30 years of service with the U.S. Department of State

I'm sure Tila will include her own quote in her resume to become Ambassador...

I knew out of high school I didn't want to go to college. I knew what whatever I did wouldn't have anything to do with college. And the only reason I wanted to go was to further educate myself. Right now I'm still interested in taking classes, but only to educate myself with subjects I like, like history or English. What I didn't want to do was go to college for an actual degree because there's nothing out there I like besides doing something that involves the entertainment industry. Other than that I also have business plans that I don't need a college education for--at least not for what I want to do. I'm going to have my own business, but at the same time I'm going to try to do this rockstar thing.

Ambassador Michalak better head back to college. She's a tough one to beat for a position like that.



Not only was Tila in her mother's womb during the Vietnam war, she was also in Vietnam during the war ... which ended in 1975 ... while she was born in 1981.

And with that, I thank you all for stalking my blog.