Blog Launch

Tila's OMG Celebrity Gossip Blog WTF IRL has launched after delay after delay. As expected, it is full of what Tila calls exclusives, with links to sources like ONTD and TMZ. The majority of it is Tila writing about herself. Perhaps would she say lying about herself. She lies about the miscarriage, she lies about being from the ghetto, she lies about her charity, and so much more. The big tease before the launch was Tila talking about something that happened when Paris Hilton was 16. TMZ and Perez Hilton are busy covering things that are happening today, yesterday, or at least within the last week, while Tila is posting an article about something that happened in 1997. Maybe she'll have an exclusive on the death of Princess Diana?

Among the grammatical errors, misspellings, and recycled news, something caught our attention at the bottom of Tila's blog. First we will go back a few months, when Tila threatened to send cease and desist letters to people who wrote negative things (aka re-posted lies she typed herself) about her. Tila's Rot Spot was lucky enough to receive a cease and desist through an e-mail!

Tila also took to her Facebook page to try to make an issue out of the fact that sites like Tila's Rot Spot had a disclaimer. This is what she had to say...

Ok I just had to write this to share with everyone because it's really funny, yet sad at the same time(haters that is). Ok as you all know(MY FANS) that there are a TON of these haters who have made at least 7 websites all dedicated to every minute of my life, making false allegations, calling me a liar, saying I am stealing people's money for my charity, that I am not pregnant, etc, etc, etc. Soooooo here is the funny part, I had my lawyers send out C&D letters to ALL THOSE WEBSITES who are TRYING SO HARD TO CONVINCE PEOPLE THAT I LIE ABOUT EVERYTHING! Well guess what?? Due to the fact that THEY ARE THE ONES LYING, once they received the C&D letters from my very powerful lawyers, they(haters with no life) shit their pants!

So they do all this talk, so hardcore hiding behind their internet screen, making FALSE ALLEGATIONS ABOUT ME, so once they got the C&D, they go so scared because THEY ARE THE ONES LYING, NOT ME! With that said, all those hater websites that they have spent all their days and nights building, instead of doing something productive, they now have a disclaimer on those websites now saying "THIS WEBSITE IS STRICTLY FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES! NOTHING ON HERE IS AFFILIATED TO TILA TEQUILA, NOR IS IT FACTUAL INFORMATION! THIS WEBSITE IS PURELY A PARODY WEBSITE AND IS NOT INTENDED TO BE FACTUAL INFORMATION"

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHHAHAH
A! CAN WE SAY "PATHETIC?" These losers literally spend their entire days and nights fixated on every move on my life, then they try to convince people that I am lying, and then they straight up make FALSE ALLEGATIONS against me which I CAN AND WILL SUE THEM BIGTIME FOR DOING SO!!!!!!!! SUch idiots!

So after all their hardword on trying to convince people of my so called "LIES" now their website has put up a disclaimer that the site is not facts but just made for fun because in my C&D letter, they will get sued for making those FALSE ALLEGATIONS which is against the law. Defamation of character, copyright infringement, and of course the false allegations and using my trademarked brand to slander.

THEY LOSE!!!!!!!! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Have you learned your lesson yet you low lives??? Just like me and my Tila Army, we do things in life that are PRODUCTIVE! Maybe you obsessed stalkers should just lay off it. I already won. You got the C&D letters and had to immediately put up the disclaimer to tell everyone that EVERYTHING you stated on ur site about me is not true but made up for fun! BUAHHAHAH! BYE BITCH! I WIN! NOW GET A LIFE! I HEARD THEY ARE SELLIG "A LIFE" AT WALGREENS FOR $50. JUST PUT IT ON MY TAB. I WILL BUY IT FOR YOU! HAHAHHAA!!!! AND YES, EVERYONE GO TO THE "TILASROTSPOT.BLOGSPOT" SITE OR WHATEVER AND YOU WILL SEE THE DISCLAIMER MY LAWYERS MADE THEM PUT UP OR ELSE THEY WILL BE SUED BIGTIME!! GO SEE FOR YOURSELF!

WHAT A BUNCH OF LOSERS! ME AND MY TILA ARMY DON'T CARE AND DON'T BELIEVE YOU. SO STOP SPAMMING MY PAGE AND TRYING TO CONVINCE MY FANS IM A LIAR...CUZ NOW IT HAS BEEN PROVEN THAT YOUUUUUUU ARE THE LIARS! BUAHAHAHAH! PEACE OUT BITCH! I GOT A REAL LIFE TO TEND TO! POW!

AS FOR TILA ARMY! KEEP IT UP BABY! MAMA TT LOVES YOU AND I HAVE LOTS OF FUN CONTESTS FOR YOU ONCE MY CELEBRITY GOSSIP SITE LAUNCHES! www.TilaTequilaOMG.com

POW! Dont fuck with me bitch!

Love
Mama TT and Her Tila Army!!!!!!!

pps_ haters, you got PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO!

THE END.!

We know that Rot Spot had the disclaimer long before Tila sent them a cease and desist letter.

Let's take a look at Tila's new blog now...



Well, I'll be... That's a disclaimer, isn't it? A disclaimer proves you are lying, Tila?

Tila's blog is also supposed to be full of exclusives. Have a look at the top of that image. What real blogger with so many inside sources, paparazzi on lock, and the ability to "dethrone" Perez Hilton would need peons like you and me to send in tips or gossip?

There is also a poll where she asks which blog you think she will dethrone. You don't have to visit her site to vote none, you can do it here.

I don't think Perez, Harvey Levin, or even some random guy writing about celebrity happenings in Latvia have to worry about Tila's attempt to try to take over the world of celebrity news. We're sure she'll go on about how many hits she has received when the blog opened. This will probably end the way TilaFashion.com, Tilas Hot Spot Dating, Tila Zone, TilaCasino.com, TilaAutographs.com, TilaMerch.com, and all the other failed websites belonging to Tila. Even The Chevy Chase Show had a few million viewers, but it only took five weeks for that to fail.

Hey! There's an idea. Let's e-mail Tila and have her do an exclusive on Chevy Chase's new late night talk show. News from the '90s is still news, right?