Tuesday, March 9, 2010

C&D

Since I know Tila will be reading, let me give her a remedial lesson in law. Tila, cease and desist letters aren't worth the paper on which they are written, or in your case especially, the e-mail in which it is written. I can write a cease and desist. You can write one. Your lawyers can write 40. Again, cease and desist LETTERS do not mean anything. To have any effect, you will need to have a judge write up a cease and desist ORDER. However, judges know how the law works a little more than you do (remember that time you said you were going to issue an arrest warrant on someone yourself?) and I don't think that would get very far. Until then, you keep coming up with your stories about being pregnant for your brother one week, an Afghan war vet the next, then three different rappers, keep changing your fetus' age and ethnicity, keep telling your fans to donate to your charity which isn't legit, keep saying you won that case against Shawne Merriman; you keep writing about those things and I will keep taking screen caps and showing everyone who reads this blog just how often you contradict yourself.

If you really want to go out on a limb and claim slander, libel, or defamation of character, you're going to have to prove that I made false statements, when all I did was document the statements that you made yourself. Statements such as:



Do you really want to do that, Tila? You want to say the statements I made, which are simply reiterations of what you said, are false? That would mean that despite what your new Facebook post says, you aren't telling the truth, correct? Even the most seemingly incredulous statements made by The Bodyguard Group have yet to be treated as libel, slander, or defamation of character.

Also Tila, what was that about haters? Haters are jealous of you? People who write blogs "hating" on people are jealous of the person they are writing about? Good to know. We can't wait to see your celebrity gossip blogs about how jealous you are of Samantha Ronson, Stephanie Pratt, and other people who are still relevant in the world of c-list stars.

15 comments:

Sandy said...

Bravo, Bravo. Well said, factual and to the point.

Rachel said...

http://www.radaronline.com/videos#/66039250001

in this video at 20 sec to 23 sec into it you can actually see her push her stomach out to make a baby bump

jenn said...

I enjoy how you very simple, and factually prove this girl wrong time and time again, all the while she just goes on these relentless, baseless, idiotic rants, with no facts or knowledge. If she were smart enough to understand what you were saying, she would realize she has lost. She has been proven a liar countless times and she is just making herself look like the idiot she is.

Anna said...

Great blog! We would all love to know who's the person behind this blog, I enjoys the investigative reports you've done on the shits that Tila spew.

Patricia said...

You are amazing!

Fatty McFatterson said...

I'm going to send Tila a Cease and Desist order to stop breathing. I hope it works!

Mark said...

Wow man, you have some ballz! I must admit you are totally wiping the floor with Tila. You come off as methodical and credible, and she is just out of control.

rgsd said...

I was going to say bravo but Sandy took the words right out of my mouth. I will simply clap and say that you are brilliant.

Ima said...

I think I love you.

B_McBitcherson said...

Great blog! I really wish you or rotspot would do an investigative piece on whatever happened to onyx.

Miranda said...

Sometimes I feel bad for Tila, because she comes off so pathetic and desperate for friends.
Then I start thinking about all the nasty shit she says about other celebrities and that pity feeling goes away.
I mean, what kind of person gets so jealous of the attention Rihanna got for being a domestic abuse victim that they take to the internet to spread a rumor that she has a sexual transmitted disease? A shitty asshole, who can't keep their wig on. That's who.

Do Tell Tiana Belle said...

I just absolutely love your blog. You are doing such an awesome job. Everything you write about is the truth, well written, and articulate. Keep up the awesome work because you do have fans!!!
Take care!!

(Loyal Reader)

HBIC said...

Bravo, love! You hit the nail right on the head with this one.

Jacqueline said...

Fantastic blog. I am glad am a fan of this blog and Rot than being a fan of skanky Tila. Great Job guys!

sandra98 said...

I love you too, you are doing an excellent job and i so enjoy reading your blog.