Saturday, June 26, 2010

One Girl, One Dress

Tila recently talked about how she is too much of a mogul to wear anything twice. Rot spot was quick to call her out. In her recent video that is somehow about exercise, Tila shows us she is wearing wedges (which she mistakes for stilettos) and she says that she never wears flats, ever. In another video, Tila talks about how much of a tomboy she is, always wearing Converse.

Tila continues to be a disgrace to fashion. Thursday, she showed up at a Fred Segal event (the one she is trying to pass off as the Twilight premiere), wearing something more than a little familiar.



When something lands you on the worst dressed lists, it's time to move on. Not to a new color. Not to more accessories. Not to tulle. Scrap the entire idea and move on.

Mr. Bradshaw, as her stylist, it is up to you to keep your client styled. When you see something is not working, you need to try something new. Figuring out a new way to show off the panties under the dress doesn't count. We saw her wonky nipples when she wore it in pink and now we're seeing them again. You've got prospective clients watching you and watching who you style and with what. Your own reputation is on the line. This isn't helping. Edgy doesn't have to be raunchy. It is possible to be both unconventional and classy.

VH1, how about a Fashion Rehab?

14 comments:

imoutofit said...

Didn't she say she does her own makeup? First rule of applying makeup where flash-photography is required: do not, I repeat, do not use anything with SPF on your foundation or powder. Her face looks ghastly since the stuff that is used to have SPF properties on her face makeup is reflecting all the light of her ugly mug.

Terri said...

She always has problems with that left nipple, it is just WAY to high on the bewbie, the wonky one.

Mr Bradshaw needs to keep that in mind when he dresses her.

Then again, maybe she had the Dr. do the wonky tit to make nipple slips easier. I wouldn't put it past her...

BigPoppaPhat said...

She totally looks like a bag o' bones in that purple dress. Maybe he dresses her like that so we can all get a good laugh about how hot and trendy she thinks she is strutting around in some outfit he threw together from a second hand store. Id be the same way if she payed me to be her stylist also, Id be like "Hey its Tila, pretty up a turd? LMAO Its still a turd, minus well have fun with it. Oh yea, and I insisted she should wash her hair that wasnt my idea." Im sure most other possible clients will understand.

Nikky Raney said...

Thanks for adding me to your blogroll.
I don't really have a blogroll.. except the Zennie62.com ones. Which -- I'm not in control over, ha. Anyway, it's stupid for anyone to only wear an outfit once. I mean, good for you if you have enough money to wear an outfit only once, but unless you're going to goodwill/salvation army right after to donate it - then wear it more than once. If you ARE however going to donate it to a thrift store, please notify me so that I can be seen wearing your hand-me-downs. Thanks xoxo.

P.S. The funny thing that just happened is the WORD verification for me to comment on this post is "trold" .. troll....

Emily said...

Yup...it's trashy in purple, it's trashy in black, and it's 1st Degree assault on the eyeballs in that hideous salmon. Seriously, do people actually pay this man to style them?

Joann said...

I have said this before and I will say it again, IMO, Mr. Bradshaw dresses her like that on purpose so people will laugh. I think that's his secret way of getting back at her. lol.

In the last picture on the bottom right what the hell is up with that big ass bow on her head. She looks like a cartoon character as it is and the bow only makes it look worse.

I saw another picture of her with that bow and black dress and I'm pretty sure the humongous belt she has on is the same belt she wore with that red suit coat she was trying to pull off as a dress at another recent event she went to.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if Mr. Bradshaw just doesn't care to make her look good anymore but just does it cause he is too lazy to really break free of Tila?

Who knows...

Mark said...

Here's a link to someone from MSN teeing off on one of Tila's outfits. Too bad, I kind like that Mr Bradshaw cat; he seems like a nice enough guy. Maybe he should consider a career change.

http://tinyurl.com/27wz8pg

Anonymous said...

I think it's time you closed down this blog. No slight to you, you have done an amazing job and quite entertaining back in the day when Tila was getting press for Casey's death. The thing is, (and this is a good thing if you get my point), I have no interest in even reading about Tila anymore. No curiosity in the slightest and I hardly ever come here anymore. I see that as a victory. This is Tila's worst nightmare, that someone like you are I is not interested in anything she does anymore. That's why stopping this blog would be the ultimate sign to Tila that she is over and done. Dont delete the blog, let it stay up so people can read all your fabulous past posts, but i hope you get my point. I kinda think you do. Again, this is no slight to you, you are awesome, but your talents deserve to be used on a more worthy forum!

Nikky Raney said...

Psst. I posted the e-mail and linked to you http://bit.ly/aQaYbL :

TinaLee06 said...

To be fair, Tila looks nasty in anything. Doesn't matter what 9 head puts her in.

Tila's said...

Tila looks awful in anything she wears!

BKiddo said...

@Anon.,
Um, no slight to you, but where do you get off telling someone else to shut down their blog?
"Someone like you are I"?
Ya know, I re-read your comment and you are repeating yourself over and over, just like tila's tweets.
Do you see my point.

Anonymous said...

... and one fake LV purse.