Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Hello

I'm still here. I've been extremely busy and haven't had the time to update. Not to mention, I refuse to visit Tila's website.

As of right now, it looks as though Celebrity Rehab won't be happening. Not anytime soon, at least. Instead of seeking help, she's going to continue seeking airtime. It makes sense, as her addiction is fame. Like crack, heroin, and every other addictive substance out there, she'll never get that high she got the first time she had it.

Same goes for the views to her website. Sorry, Tila, but it is going to take a lot more than you joining a bunch of other z-listers (who have actual addictions) to get what you had when your site opened.



Until her stunts are no longer stale, I will continue to anxiously await my subpoena.

5 comments:

Unknown said...

Be sure to watch out for her powerful attorneys. To which she has.

Audrey said...

I was watching something on TV and the celebrities that might join the next season of Celebrity Rehab include Charlie Sheen and his wife Brooke Muller, Lindsay Lohan, and Heather Locklear. No matter how much the network would offer for those celebrities to be on the show, I doubt they would agree to be on that show with Tila The Troll. She looks rabid and diseased. And Tila just doesn't fit in; they're A-list, she's Z-list. Gross.

BKiddo said...

Glad you're back!
I went to a baby shower yesterday and all kinds of crazy happened.
I'd love to know what your thoughts are.

Unknown said...

I like the site meters you post so that everybody can keep track of how fast her blog is sinking.

Anonymous said...

I am glad you're back you're my favorite and was the first to come and an original.