Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Baby Daddy

Let's entertain the thought that Tila actually is pregnant. Sure, according to all the information she has given, she should be in her third trimester (whatever that is) with the rapper's baby from last year.

Something more important came up and Tila forgot she was running with a pregnancy story. It was a lot like when Judy on Family Matters walked up the stairs and never came down.

Well, Judy came back down as a surrogacy in December of 2009.



It wasn't long before Tila's project for attention passed away. The media was too focused on Casey, and Tila needed to get the attention back on herself.



After saying she was partying and not sleeping for three days straight, Tila said the baby she was carrying after what can only be considered a back alley weekend in vitro fertilization process was now her own baby. She even had a story as to who the baby's father was.



Unable to keep up with her past lies, the profile of the father changed in less than two weeks.



In only 11 days, the father of Tila's baby went from being an American war hero to a famous non-American who doesn't like fame?

While we all think this fake pregnancy will end in a fake miscarriage, let's take guesses as to who the daddy might be.

A 6'2" non-American who fought in Afghanistan for ten years and doesn't want to be known?

29 comments:

MissMary said...

http://bit.ly/8t79oa The official miscarriage poll! Join in for Truth fun.

Lina said...

Bwhahaha! It makes sense now.

BABYWOMAN said...

I swear to God I just peed myself!!! I can't remember when I laughed this hard, I am literally wiping tears now

Blog Author said...

Awesome deduction!

Sandy said...

LOL Forever. Whoever it is that writes this blog, I LOVE YOU!

Ghost Rider Radio said...

I'm digg'n your concise timeline breakdown of Tips Tequila's fabrications. She seriously needs some professional help. She's comiting the "Best" Media Suicide that I have ever seen. Keep up your diligent work. Its much appreciated {{{ Hugs }}}

dehartm0mof3 said...

OH MY I LOVE THIS HAHA! No doubt this is someone Casey knew! :) It was just started not to long ago ! Or at least I didnt find many blogs SOooo it seems like A NEW THING :) I LIKE IT !! EXPOSE THE BITCH FOR WHO SHE IS ! ASS TWAT! R.i.P. Casey and Bless Ava :( >i<

MaiTye said...

To the person responsible for this blog: THANK YOU. I am just waiting for Karma to arrive. When it does, she's DONE. Keep up the good work.

Laust said...

Lord...this lunatic is now "officially" pregnant after calculating how to keep afloat in the sea of media whore?! BLuuuuuh! She doesn't know who the father is, probably, and it was probably a one night stand with a left over condom.

missmuffet said...

The photo that materialbitch.com posted can be found here:

http://gallery.hd.org/_c/medicine/_more2008/_more04/sonogram-human-foetal-fetal-ultrasound-scan-at-10-weeks-mono-1-ANON.jpg.html

OR

http://mirror-us-ga1.gallery.hd.org/_c/medicine/_more2008/_more04/sonogram-human-foetal-fetal-ultrasound-scan-at-10-weeks-mono-2-ANON.jpg.html

It is the first image that comes up if you do a google image search for "ultrasound 10 weeks"

Jennifer said...

Assuming for a sec that she is indeed in her first trimester as she claims to be, she would've been hitting it with this supposedly gorgeous war hero/famous person/nobody right around the time she was 'engaged' to Casey. It doesn't look like she was truly in love with Casey if she was hooking up with dudes behind her back. There goes her "Casey, my one and only love" line.

Either way, TT's a big fat liar.

Jill said...

That is hilarious. She must be mentally ill to think any of this makes sense!

fck you, thats who said...

Very good!
Another hole in her story I found when reading your post and her tweets:

Literally within minutes of each tweet, she goes from saying her "Swede" boyfriend is "in the industry" and doesn't want to post his pic since he's so "well known"
and then she says "he not into fame"
and "he does not want to be famous"

So how could someone be so "well known" aka-famous! that someone will recognize his picture, but at the same time she says he doesn't want to be famous? So which is it tila, is he famous or not?

it could be that he is just totally regretful and embarrassed that he gave her sperm tho I guess:)

LMAO!:)

Cheers tilatruth!

Basia said...

http://bit.ly/afZU34 its back to the celebrity baby daddy now...

Kristin said...

perhaps the biggest lie i've seen posted to date on her twitter:

"WHy is everyone all up in my business? Why is everyone so interested in my life?? I am trying VERY HARD here 2 DIVERT attention ELSEWHERE!!!"

Dar said...

Whomever is writing this blog -- AWESOME! Tila does seem very sketchball.

Stephy said...

Luv the info :-) Keep up the great blogging!

Tabloid Whore! said...

OMG i love you. This is hilarious and i have bookmarked your site. Thank you for calling out this Crazy. Keep it up!

Sharon Adams said...

Great blog, don't let nutcase Tila find out about the blog. She will call her fake lawyers lol. Love it, keep it going :)

RockitQueen said...

Jezebel speculated today that Joe Francis is the father. If that's true, cover your head--the sky is falling.

http://jezebel.com/5458295/is-joe-francis-the-father-of-tila-tequilas-baby

Najla said...

While i think she is full of shit, You do not have to be a US citizen to serve in our millitary. My husband got his US citizenship after he joined the Navy.

The Tila Truth said...

Najla, I know that there are many non US citizens who serve in our military. She first stated that he was an American before saying he wasn't though.

Chantál said...

Osama Bin Laden bwahahahahah!

:)

Shizzam said...

Ok so I follow tila on twitter (for entertainment value only) and man this chick is fucking crazy. Right now she is heavily implying that the rapper The Game is her babys daddy PLEASE read it before she has a chance to delete it I can't wait to see you bust her crazy ass LOL

Kandi said...

You DO realize that NOW she's saying "The Game" is her "baby daddy", right? Wow, what a stupid girl.

ArtistJess said...

i laughed my ass off at this.. hahahahaha

Snowbunny said...

Tila's baby daddy was in "Call of Duty?!" SWEET!

roland said...

bloody hilarious. Funniest thing I've read all year.

Donna said...

I seriously have wondered if someone messaged Tila saying they were also as far along as she was and their baby was mixed and they were putting there baby up for adoption if she would try adopting that baby to make it look like she had one?????