That was quick. The father has changed, yet again. We've got a new profession in the mix.
At this rate, it won't be long before the baby's father is an astronaut. Watch out, Buzz Aldrin.
If you're keeping up, Tila also claims that she had a miscarriage and is pregnant again. She says she got pregnant through in vitro fertilization less than a month after having a miscarriage. No real doctor would do such a procedure less than a month after a miscarriage, as the body has to go through the menstrual cycle again. According to Tila's own timeline, she would have been at least four months pregnant at the time of the supposed miscarriage. No need to get into a biology lesson here, but the body has to go through a process for a women to be able to go through in vitro fertilization after a miscarriage, especially one where a woman is that far along. Most people seem to understand this...
Of course, Tila has her own reasoning as to how she is able to become pregnant so soon after her "miscarriage" ...
Another new twist, Tila's baby is now a girl!
And while Tila said she has a miscarriage in mid February, she was still claiming to be pregnant at the beginning of March. However, less than a month ago, the baby was still a boy.
Remember the good old days, a week and a half ago, when Tila was going to have twins?
Not only does Tila's baby change fathers, gender, from single baby to twin back to single baby, and due date, the magic baby also changes ethnicity.
In early February, Tila says the baby is half African American because The Game was the father at that point.
Tila did a live Ustream video on February 11th where the baby's makeup changed again.
You can view the video by clicking on the above image. In it, she says, "My baby is half Vietnamese, half French, half African American, and, uhhh, possibly a little bit Caucasian. I don't know."
Three halves and even a little more!
Note: Please view it and watch the eye movement. Read about lying and eye movement here. Also notice the teeth grinding and face picking and come to your own conclusions about that.
Earlier this month, the baby became even more mixed.
Polonesian? English (London)?! That is good to know. How horrible would it have been to have a baby mixed with English (Birmingham)?
We can now understand why Tila's stories never match up when it comes to this baby. It can't be easy to keep up with such a magical, ever-changing baby.
There is also some sad news to report.
While we don't believe Tila, as she has cried wolf to the point even the wolves are laughing; even the idea of a lonely child going to her for advice is sickening. Especially with Tila's record of underage "phone bones" that she solicits from Twitter.