Thursday, March 11, 2010

Due Date

While doing her Q&A on Twitter tonight, Tila was asked a question that she gets a lot of lately.



If Tila really is pregnant, we all know the answer to this question. Tila's baby (and its newly formed twin) are due around the end of July, as she claimed to conceive around October 31, 2009.

Tila announced that she was 13 weeks pregnant on January 30, 2010.



What was Tila's answer to the question about her due date tonight?



While most women are pregnant for 40 weeks, Tila's magic twins will stay within her sucked in uterus for an amazing 1 year, 1 month, and 10 days.

13 comments:

mandos said...

NICELY DONE!

Rottiecolt said...

So, she claimed to conceive around Oct 31st??? I thought this fake baby was Planned by her and Casey?????
She didn't even know Casey then!
I'm confused! I can't keep up with all her lies!

I'm sure you have screen caps of all the different dates of when she said she conceived:)

jenn said...

As funny as this is to read I just don't understand how she can be so genuinely BAD at lying. How can you be a pathological liar and lie about every thing for years and be so horrible at it?

How can you tell the MEDIA you are 13 weeks pregnant and forget the date you said it?

This girl is retarded.

Faka Dez said...

Also, let's say, for the sake of humor, she IS due in December. You're telling me that the 'best baby doctor in the world' that she's paying big bucks to and is seeing every other day can't give her a real due date? He's giving her a 20 day window? This isn't a fucking DirecTV installation where they give you a 5 hour window of when they'll arrive. I mean, seriously?! Anyone with half a brain knows that a baby's gestational age is VERY important and being born too soon or too late can have detrimental effects on the baby.

Schleen said...

oh my god that dirty little LIAR! i mean she can deny some of the lies, but this is just black on white, holy shit hahahahaha what a loser

B_McBitcherson said...

Her lies are SO obvious that I don't think she really cares. I think all of this is entertaining to her. That said, I really wish she would get some new material. Fake babies, facebook or twitter, stale already gossip website....it's getting boring. :/

jenn said...

Let's report Tila for charity fraud. It's a CRIME, one that is taken very seriously in this country and if several complaints are sent in, maybe something will happen. Here is the information to report it.

If you have a tip, contact the FBI Tips and Public Leads at www.fbi.gov. You can also contact the Better Business Bureau's Wise Giving Alliance at www.give.org.

The Federal Trade Commission is also a good place to lodge a complaint. Contact the agency at www.ftc.gov or call 877-382-4357.

Cindy said...

I'd be terrified to leave the womb if I was her kid, maybe that's why LOL!

Kelly said...

A due date in the beginning of December gives her a 'conception' date at the beginning of March, as due dates are taken from the first day of your last period. That would mean that she would actually have conceived around...next week. My maths may be wrong so please correct me! But I'm finding that rather dodgy....

Erica Mmmm said...

OK so now she is saying that she lost her baby in the dented head incident and that she is pregnant again. But if this was true she would still be due in November, not December and also already has a baby bump when in theory she would only be a couple of weeks. She is insane

Miranda said...

Lol. At the same time I'd be really terrified to be there.

cristi said...

kelly is right. if she were really due in december, she wouldn't even be going to the doctor yet and she wouldn't even know if she was having twins or not because chances are, they'd be small microorganisms that wouldn't even be visible on an ultrasound. someone needs to scrape out her eggs with a rusty spoon.

scorpian_muse said...

This cracks me up. I was conceived in February and was born in October....nine months. For her baby(s) to be due in December would mean she hasn't had a baby daddy or twins in the oven until NEXT month.

apparently, she wasn't taught to count on her fingers. :D

PS if I duplicated anything, I didn't read, I had to remark about stupid Tila.