Blog Launch

Tila's OMG Celebrity Gossip Blog WTF IRL has launched after delay after delay. As expected, it is full of what Tila calls exclusives, with links to sources like ONTD and TMZ. The majority of it is Tila writing about herself. Perhaps would she say lying about herself. She lies about the miscarriage, she lies about being from the ghetto, she lies about her charity, and so much more. The big tease before the launch was Tila talking about something that happened when Paris Hilton was 16. TMZ and Perez Hilton are busy covering things that are happening today, yesterday, or at least within the last week, while Tila is posting an article about something that happened in 1997. Maybe she'll have an exclusive on the death of Princess Diana?

Among the grammatical errors, misspellings, and recycled news, something caught our attention at the bottom of Tila's blog. First we will go back a few months, when Tila threatened to send cease and desist letters to people who wrote negative things (aka re-posted lies she typed herself) about her. Tila's Rot Spot was lucky enough to receive a cease and desist through an e-mail!

Tila also took to her Facebook page to try to make an issue out of the fact that sites like Tila's Rot Spot had a disclaimer. This is what she had to say...

Ok I just had to write this to share with everyone because it's really funny, yet sad at the same time(haters that is). Ok as you all know(MY FANS) that there are a TON of these haters who have made at least 7 websites all dedicated to every minute of my life, making false allegations, calling me a liar, saying I am stealing people's money for my charity, that I am not pregnant, etc, etc, etc. Soooooo here is the funny part, I had my lawyers send out C&D letters to ALL THOSE WEBSITES who are TRYING SO HARD TO CONVINCE PEOPLE THAT I LIE ABOUT EVERYTHING! Well guess what?? Due to the fact that THEY ARE THE ONES LYING, once they received the C&D letters from my very powerful lawyers, they(haters with no life) shit their pants!

So they do all this talk, so hardcore hiding behind their internet screen, making FALSE ALLEGATIONS ABOUT ME, so once they got the C&D, they go so scared because THEY ARE THE ONES LYING, NOT ME! With that said, all those hater websites that they have spent all their days and nights building, instead of doing something productive, they now have a disclaimer on those websites now saying "THIS WEBSITE IS STRICTLY FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES! NOTHING ON HERE IS AFFILIATED TO TILA TEQUILA, NOR IS IT FACTUAL INFORMATION! THIS WEBSITE IS PURELY A PARODY WEBSITE AND IS NOT INTENDED TO BE FACTUAL INFORMATION"

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHHAHAH
A! CAN WE SAY "PATHETIC?" These losers literally spend their entire days and nights fixated on every move on my life, then they try to convince people that I am lying, and then they straight up make FALSE ALLEGATIONS against me which I CAN AND WILL SUE THEM BIGTIME FOR DOING SO!!!!!!!! SUch idiots!

So after all their hardword on trying to convince people of my so called "LIES" now their website has put up a disclaimer that the site is not facts but just made for fun because in my C&D letter, they will get sued for making those FALSE ALLEGATIONS which is against the law. Defamation of character, copyright infringement, and of course the false allegations and using my trademarked brand to slander.

THEY LOSE!!!!!!!! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Have you learned your lesson yet you low lives??? Just like me and my Tila Army, we do things in life that are PRODUCTIVE! Maybe you obsessed stalkers should just lay off it. I already won. You got the C&D letters and had to immediately put up the disclaimer to tell everyone that EVERYTHING you stated on ur site about me is not true but made up for fun! BUAHHAHAH! BYE BITCH! I WIN! NOW GET A LIFE! I HEARD THEY ARE SELLIG "A LIFE" AT WALGREENS FOR $50. JUST PUT IT ON MY TAB. I WILL BUY IT FOR YOU! HAHAHHAA!!!! AND YES, EVERYONE GO TO THE "TILASROTSPOT.BLOGSPOT" SITE OR WHATEVER AND YOU WILL SEE THE DISCLAIMER MY LAWYERS MADE THEM PUT UP OR ELSE THEY WILL BE SUED BIGTIME!! GO SEE FOR YOURSELF!

WHAT A BUNCH OF LOSERS! ME AND MY TILA ARMY DON'T CARE AND DON'T BELIEVE YOU. SO STOP SPAMMING MY PAGE AND TRYING TO CONVINCE MY FANS IM A LIAR...CUZ NOW IT HAS BEEN PROVEN THAT YOUUUUUUU ARE THE LIARS! BUAHAHAHAH! PEACE OUT BITCH! I GOT A REAL LIFE TO TEND TO! POW!

AS FOR TILA ARMY! KEEP IT UP BABY! MAMA TT LOVES YOU AND I HAVE LOTS OF FUN CONTESTS FOR YOU ONCE MY CELEBRITY GOSSIP SITE LAUNCHES! www.TilaTequilaOMG.com

POW! Dont fuck with me bitch!

Love
Mama TT and Her Tila Army!!!!!!!

pps_ haters, you got PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO!

THE END.!

We know that Rot Spot had the disclaimer long before Tila sent them a cease and desist letter.

Let's take a look at Tila's new blog now...



Well, I'll be... That's a disclaimer, isn't it? A disclaimer proves you are lying, Tila?

Tila's blog is also supposed to be full of exclusives. Have a look at the top of that image. What real blogger with so many inside sources, paparazzi on lock, and the ability to "dethrone" Perez Hilton would need peons like you and me to send in tips or gossip?

There is also a poll where she asks which blog you think she will dethrone. You don't have to visit her site to vote none, you can do it here.

I don't think Perez, Harvey Levin, or even some random guy writing about celebrity happenings in Latvia have to worry about Tila's attempt to try to take over the world of celebrity news. We're sure she'll go on about how many hits she has received when the blog opened. This will probably end the way TilaFashion.com, Tilas Hot Spot Dating, Tila Zone, TilaCasino.com, TilaAutographs.com, TilaMerch.com, and all the other failed websites belonging to Tila. Even The Chevy Chase Show had a few million viewers, but it only took five weeks for that to fail.

Hey! There's an idea. Let's e-mail Tila and have her do an exclusive on Chevy Chase's new late night talk show. News from the '90s is still news, right?

RIP Baby Lie

Let's finally put this story to rest. We've said from the beginning that things did not add up with Tila's pregnancy. It started with her claiming to be a surrogate for her brother and his wife. The in vitro fertilization process was going to start in December of last year.

In early January, Tila posted a picture of a positive pregnancy test, which was quickly debunked.

Later, in mid-January, Tila claimed that she was "100% confirmed" pregnant and it was no longer a surrogacy for her brother. The baby changed DNA in the womb and it was now Chunks, her baby. It was conceived through in vitro fertilization and was Tila's gift to Casey, after Casey's death. However, Casey had died only two weeks before and we all know that the in vitro fertilization process takes much longer than two weeks. At this point in time, the father of the baby was also a war hero. Tila even claimed to have gotten a sonogram where the heartbeat could be seen, which normally is not something that can be seen until around six weeks.

Then there was the always changing baby's daddies: Tila's brother, a war hero, and a famous Swedish guy who didn't want to be famous.

Next, Tila went to Radar Online with a sonogram picture. It was supposedly taken on January 8th, which took the story in an entirely new direction. The sonogram showed a gestational sac which not only made it impossible for Tila to have just had in vitro fertilization since meeting Casey, but it would have meant that Tila was pregnant before stating that she was starting the IVF process for her brother.

More and more people were taking notice and putting the pieces together at that time, and figuring out there was no way Tila could be pregnant. The stress must of gotten to Tila, because she decided to name a brand new person as the baby's father. This time, she went with the rapper Game. That makes at least four seperate men who had been named as the father. She suggested that the child was conceived through a sexual relationship. The Game story crumbled as quickly as Tila thought it up. She later went on to say that the baby was instead for Avante Rose, a random person who works with The Game.

Around that time, Tila announced how far along she was. This would have put the conception of the baby at a date long before Tila met Casey. She also said that the child was no longer conceived through a sexual relationship and went back to the original idea that it was conceived through in vitro fertilization.

In early February, Tila was getting desperate. She started changing the dates of conception again, posting pictures of her "bump" yet saying that she was too petite for a bump to show, and even threatening to adopt an innocent child from various locations around the world.

This is when we get to the point that Tila realizes she can no longer keep up her lie. We updated the post about Tila's Gosip RSS feed today when an old screencap from TilasBusted showed up. It was talking about the launch date of the blog. Along with it was this tweet from Tila on February 12th...



Now, let's fast forward to present day. Tila says she is no longer pregnant. She claims to have had a miscarriage after denting her head.

Wait a second! The head dent happened after Tila already said she was not pregnant.



For those too confused as this point to catch that. Tila was not pregnant on the 12th, but had a miscarriage on the 13th.

In March, the story changed yet again. On March 5th, Tila is interviewed and around 2:35, before her assistant can shut her up, she says that she is pregnant.



On March 13th, she took to her new Twitter account to tell everyone exactly how she was pregnant again after a head dent caused a miscarriage.



Tila linked to her blog, which has since been deleted. Thankfully, it was screencapped by likereally on Twitter.



As we can all see, Tila said that she did have a miscarriage and she did get pregnant again, through in vitro fertilization. Many people were quick to laugh this off because no real doctor would go through with an in vitro process so quickly (less than a month, in this case) after a miscarriage.

Only three days later, Tila said that she was pregnant WITH TWINS! We made note in that post that if Tila was actually pregnant and was as far along as she originally said, her due date would be at the end of July. The story takes one of the most absurd twists at this point as Tila says her due date is in December. The December due date would mean that Tila had gotten pregnant sometime within the week of posting that and she is able to confirm she is having twins.

At this point in time, the baby's father became a soccer player and had a handful of different ethnic backgrounds, including "English (London)" as Tila called it.



This was after she did a Ustream video on February 11th stating, "My baby is half Vietnamese, half French, half African American, and, uhhh, possibly a little bit Caucasian. I don't know."

At the end of March, when Tila was still trying to claim that she was pregnant (but no longer with twins), she schooled us all with her biology knowledge...



While she said she was pregnant after not being pregnant and then having a miscarriage, she decided she need to eat pizza and rape a man so he could make her a baby. This, of course, was after she had an in vitro fertilization injection in her arm. She was also supposed to visit with her adoption agency, but instead flew with her enablers to New York City to partake in having an allergic relation to alcohol.

If you got lost somewhere within that mess, here is a summary. Tila met Casey in December and became retroactively pregnant as a gift for her "wifey" at the end of October. She started the in vitro fertilization process for her brother in December. Casey died in January and the father became a war hero, a Swedish celebrity, The Game, Avante Rose, and possibly Raz B. Tila was no longer pregnant. Then Tila had a miscarriage. Tila was again pregnant in mid-March (through an invtro fertilization injection in her arm), first with a boy, then twins. She was due in December. Then the baby became a English (London) girl with a soccer player father.

We can only assume that Tila's pregnancy story died when she had a moment of clarity and realized she could no longer fake it. This is TilaWTF we're talking about here, so we can only wait and see what she has in store for the future. The baby could come back any day now, either in the form of a ten year old Chunks or even her apartment's maintenance man.

Nothing shocks us anymore, except that there is still a group of about eight 14 year old kids that believe the entire story she tells and truly believe her blog will be the most groundbreaking thing to hit the internet.

Interesting note: When Tila was on Howard Stern in April, she said that one of her pregnancies was Casey's dying wish. Casey was young, and is supposed to have died suddenly and without warning. How is it that Tila would know the dying wish of a woman who didn't know she was dying?

Tila Tequila Records

Earlier this year, Tila signed Raz B to her "record label" ... It didn't end well. Tila threatened to sue Raz for releasing a mixtape without her help, after she was of no help getting anything else released by him. Tila was featured on one song, but went on a rant, acting as though she wrote and produced an entire album and wasn't getting any credit. This is shortly after Tila claimed she would be setting up a photoshoot for Raz, which turned into being a photoshoot where Raz ended up in the background of a few pictures of Tila.

Tila has yet to sue. Raz B is still releasing his mixtape. We are still waiting for that cease and desist e-mail.

Next up to Tila Tequila Records, Texaz Twinz. Tila issued a "press release" through her blog to let everyone know about them.



We hadn't heard much else on the signing of Texaz Twinz since then. Then people started asking them what was up and they finally replied.



Now there is Rob, another artist Tila has "signed" to her record label. (There are no records of Tila Tequila Records existing that anyone can find yet.) She made a post to her blog, announcing that she signed Rob.



Tila mentions that Rob was one of the last two standing on New Zealand Idol.



Finishing seventh is nothing to be embarassed about. It's much higher than Tila would ever rank. We heard her sing on her karaoke strip tour and if she ever made it to any of the Idol shows, she'd be seen on the first few episodes where the horrible singers are featured for laughs. We have no idea why she needs to lie about how Rob placed on the show, as he still did well.

Rob has talked with people who dislike Tila over Twitter and Facebook. He's a very nice guy and we can only hope he gets out before it is too late. We don't want to see Tila do to him what she did to Raz B, The Game, or Shawne Merriman.

Tila has made it clear that she doesn't care how horrible the press she gets is, as long as she gets it. She has made it a point to try to ruin the careers of friends, colleagues, and people she doesn't even know, just to get negative press for herself. The last line of Tila's post about signing Rob is an eerie foreshadowing of what is possibly to come. His life will never be the same? Pow? We will have to wait and see.

Gossip RSS

It has been months since Tila first discussed her celebrity gossip blog. When she showed us a preview of it, she said it would be the newest "it" blog and would bring down Perez Hilton. It looked to be extremely influenced by Perez, down to the MS Paint drawings and well thought out and intelligent nicknames.


Updated with screencap on 05/01/10

One of the first launch dates for Tila's blog was March 16th. Along with the people who were going to help finance the blog, that date came and went. The next date was April 1st. That became simply became the first week in April, on to the last week in April. Tila gave us a new time frame last night.



That's only a few days away, but an RSS feed of Tila's blog has leaked. Remember when Tila said she had paparazzi "on lock" and her blog would be original because she had sources? Us too. It turns out those sources are the blogs she claims to be going up against in the "celebrity gossip blog" game.

Let's have a look...



That's an interesting story to cover. People, TMZ, ONTD, and every other site have covered it. How exclusive that Tila is covering it too! Wait, that breaking news banner across the top of the image looks familiar. Oh, that's right!



Tila, who once threatened any blogger for screencapping her contradictions on her blogs and Twitter, is now saving and reprinting images directly from TMZ. She also cites and links to TMZ, among others, in her posts.

Then there is her claim that Sandra Bullock is copying her by adopting a black child. Maybe Tila should have read the TMZ article she took the image from, where it said, "[Sandra] also reveals that she's adopted a 3 1/2 month old boy named Louis Bardo Bullock -- and though she and Jesse started the adoption process four years ago and brought the boy home together in January, she now plans to raise him as a single parent."

Where are the children of the ten nationalities you were going to adopt again, Tila? Don't get us started on the three fake pregnancies that happened all within 2010 either, girl.

Even funnier is this item she posted...



Tila says M.I.A. is now an "opportunists" because she married someone with money. Really, Tila? Really? How many (fake) karats was that cubic zirconia ring your "wifey" gave you? How many times did you have to let us know she was an heiress to the Johnson and Johnson fortune? How many times did you talk about her money you thought she had when it turned out she was actually cut off from the family? How many times did you talk about how sue-happy you were?

Tila, your jealousy is showing. M.I.A. is out there doing something while you're watching from the background, wishing that your strip club appearance got you 1/10th the attention M.I.A. gets for being someone original who doesn't get her videos pulled from YouTube for copyright infringement.

So much for Tila's blog standing out because of its originality or exclusiveness. If we want the information Tila's going to post, we will go to the original sources to get it.

UPDATE: Tila's bitch-boy, who she blackmailed into submission, was quick to say the site was being tested and everything has since been deleted. That didn't go as planned, did it? The Gods of laughter are on our side today and lucky for us, everything was screencapped.

Out

It must be a very slow news month, because many people are willing to have Tila show up for interviews. She is making her way around New York City, managing to contradict herself in nearly every single interview she gives. We'll wait for her strip club tour to come to an end and attempt to put together a montage of her best contradictions and all out lies. Until then, take a look at what she had to say in a new Out Magazine interview when asked if she considered herself a role model for the gay community:

I was the first one to put out a TV show about bisexuality and a lot of people came out to me at the time and said, "Your show really helped me come out." And then, right after season 2, Katy Perry made "I Kissed a Girl" and then everybody was kissing girls and then Ellen [DeGeneres] came out and everybody started coming out, slowly.

While we must give Out Magazine credit on adding an editor's note that Ellen came out years before Tila made a career out of lying, we wanted to show this so that anyone who might not have read that interview can see exactly how delusional this woman really is.

Let us add another note: Jill Sobule's "I Kissed a Girl" was out (in 1995) before Katy Perry's version and before Ellen (1997) too.