C&D

Since I know Tila will be reading, let me give her a remedial lesson in law. Tila, cease and desist letters aren't worth the paper on which they are written, or in your case especially, the e-mail in which it is written. I can write a cease and desist. You can write one. Your lawyers can write 40. Again, cease and desist LETTERS do not mean anything. To have any effect, you will need to have a judge write up a cease and desist ORDER. However, judges know how the law works a little more than you do (remember that time you said you were going to issue an arrest warrant on someone yourself?) and I don't think that would get very far. Until then, you keep coming up with your stories about being pregnant for your brother one week, an Afghan war vet the next, then three different rappers, keep changing your fetus' age and ethnicity, keep telling your fans to donate to your charity which isn't legit, keep saying you won that case against Shawne Merriman; you keep writing about those things and I will keep taking screen caps and showing everyone who reads this blog just how often you contradict yourself.

If you really want to go out on a limb and claim slander, libel, or defamation of character, you're going to have to prove that I made false statements, when all I did was document the statements that you made yourself. Statements such as:

• You are pregnant through in vitro fertilization for your brother.


• The baby is no longer for your brother, but you are pregnant.


• The baby now belongs to a war veteran, wait... no, someone who isn't a US citizen and hates being famous.


• The baby is actually a love child for The Game.


• The baby exists because of the relationship between you and Casey Johnson.


• You didn't try to solicit donations for your charity or claim that it was official.


• Etc...

Do you really want to do that, Tila? You want to say the statements I made, which are simply reiterations of what you said, are false? That would mean that despite what your new Facebook post says, you aren't telling the truth, correct? Even the most seemingly incredulous statements made by The Bodyguard Group have yet to be treated as libel, slander, or defamation of character.

Also Tila, what was that about haters? Haters are jealous of you? People who write blogs "hating" on people are jealous of the person they are writing about? Good to know. We can't wait to see your celebrity gossip blogs about how jealous you are of Samantha Ronson, Stephanie Pratt, and other people who are still relevant in the world of c-list stars.